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simple plan

Simple Plan are a hot band from canada full of so totally hot guys who are so totally hot. Not all emo's cut themselves and Simple Plan are not a band full of whiny ass bitches when you say whiny ass bitch you must be looking in a mirror or talkning about your self F**KER!!
i went and saw simple plan last night. It made me feel so good i will be happy for the rest of the week then im going to walk my dog and not cut myself because im not a sterotypical emo like some people in here think they are!
by mega emo ranger tagzo August 12, 2006
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Covid Plan

A life insurance policy that covers any corona-related incident that threatens the client’s peace of mind in most cases 24/7, except when they contract the coronavirus via infidelity and visits to any red-light district.
Sayed bought a Covid plan for himself and his third wife (but not for his other spouses) in the aftermath of the country’s strategy for everyone to “live with Covid-19.”
by MathPlus March 23, 2022
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simple plan

Simple plan dont sing that great, but they have more talent than the people who post how lame they are. Simple plan is famous, and are the losers who type out "I hate simple plan they shood die!!"? No. Simple plan is better then they'll ever be... unless they become a doctor, or have a better/more famous band then them....
John: "Simple plan sux. they should die."
Tina: "At least they dont make a living pumping gas!"
by Lilah October 3, 2006
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Plan B

To ejaculate inside a vagina without protection.
I got plan b'd last night, so I've gotta go to the pharmacy after Sunday school.
by NIGHTMOOSE February 19, 2011
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game plan

a lame synonym used when asking what the planned schedule is going to be for upcoming events. usually used by old white men, doucebags, and people not ot be delt with.
Person 1: So what's the game plan
Person 2: (Pause) Uh, don't talk to me.
by joanellie August 29, 2008
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simple plan

seb in simple plan iz onli 23 david iz 24 and da rest r 25 and avril sux i h8 avril good charlotte rox! and don't diss simple plan and good charlotte cauze dare betta den da shit u listen 2
by A-Jax May 4, 2005
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Plan G

the person you would leave the bar with after every fat and or ugly girl has turned you down. Often this will be someone you made fun of upon arrival but in your final moments of drunken desperation, you proposition for sex. Generally this person must be approached in the parking lot to save face.
Tom: "Dammit, I can't believe that fatty with the lazy eye suddenly remembered she had a boyfriend!"
Steve: "Bummer, guess you can just go home and beat cry again"
Tom:"Hell no, I've still got Plan G"
Steve:"I'm pretty sure that's not even a female!"
by BestWorstPractices May 14, 2011
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