whatever fucks your duck

To do whatever you want.

Yeah mate whatever fucks your duck.

by Dukfuker101 January 15, 2017

Whatever crumbles your cookie

Whatever makes you happy.

A: „I think I‘m more into guys than into girls.“
B: „Cool man, whatever crumbles your cookie.“

by 3ugenw February 22, 2020

Whatever

WHATEVER is a bull shit word that means "you just don't give a shit" about any thing That is going on about the situation AT THE TIME "WHATEVER" is said when your frustrated or pissed.

Mom says: "The house is clean when I leave for work every day, so when I get back from work I exspext the house to be clean as well".

Kids/dad: says "WHATEVER"

by SAY_WHATEVER_ONE_MORE_TIME! March 8, 2020

whatever i dont want to waste time talking to you

basically, the person who tells you this, is the fucking worst person, so do not be friend with that person cuz I have a friend like that, she just texted me that cuz we are in an argument, they are very toxic peeps.

'(the argument or whatsoever), whatever i dont want to waste time talking to you...(the emoji which have its eyes rolling)'

by iamunknowncuzwhynot? May 21, 2020

Whatever

It means that you love someone

Jim: I really like you babe
Jes: Whatever
Jim: You love me😢😙

by Cienna Van Wyk November 3, 2020

WHATEVER

When someone is full of shit but trying to make you believe what they are saying to be the God's honest truth, but you are not going to waist your time to even argue the subject.

Person 1: My mom sold my bottles to the Crack dealer before I even turned one.

Person 2: WHATEVER!!!

Girl: WHATEVER!

by Pavement Princess October 9, 2023

whatever makes you happy

A passive-aggressive term used to end dumb arguments you do not want to talk with anymore.
It is often used to stop making any new fights or statements, and ending the conversation so both parties can move on with the rest of their lives.

A: "Like I said, Sydney is a better city to live in than Melbourne!"
B: "Whatever makes you happy man."

by gnome is better October 20, 2023