a person with magical eyeballs that allows them to look into the future and scope out what to be happy about
Optimystic people ruin everything with their future sight. can't I fail at something without them telling me things will get better in the future, let me live my life for a change!
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A kind of person who is most often a closet pessimist, and much like a pessimist can not see the virtue or value in any bad experiences. However, unlike a pessimist, who copes with that view by adopting the deluded, jaded notion that everything that can go wrong will go wrong so they aren't disappointed, the optimist follows the even more deluded notion that they will simply never have bad experiences.
Optimist: There's no way we're going to lose!
Pessimist: There's no way we will win...let's just quit while we're ahead...
Realist: I would honestly prefer to win, but it's also no biggie if we lose. Live and learn, right?
Optimist and Pessimist: ...Get out.
Pessimist: There's no way we will win...let's just quit while we're ahead...
Realist: I would honestly prefer to win, but it's also no biggie if we lose. Live and learn, right?
Optimist and Pessimist: ...Get out.
by BovineButthole October 19, 2017
Get the Optimist mug.Alright, what are peaches? That's a question I'd hope few of you in the audience are asking, but in case anyone is, I'll tell you. Now some might say "fuzzy apple", no doubt the fuzz of a peach and it's apple like shape is the first thing some will notice, a sleek deception lulling one into thinking it's something familiar. But let me tell you, once you dig your teeth into that fuzz, it is not familiar. It is a burst of flavour, of juices, of energy and delight. Any doubts about if this was some kind of apple disappear as a taste to delightful and remarkable that it couldn't be one touches the bitter's taste buds. And after that they take another bite, and another, once they're done they'll grab another peach, and another, until there are none left within reach. That is the high, the euphoria, that a simple peach can take a person to, a whole world of joy and sweetness, all packaged in a small fuzzy package. So next time, when you think of a peach, don't think of it of a fuzzy apple, but think of apples as less fuzzy, and less tasty, peaches. Thank you for your time.
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OpticAbyss: Alright, what are peaches? That's a question I'd hope few of you in the audience are asking, but in case anyone is, I'll tell you. Now some might say "fuzzy apple", no doubt the fuzz of a peach and it's apple like shape is the first thing some will notice, a sleek deception lulling one into thinking it's something familiar. But let me tell you, once you dig your teeth into that fuzz, it is not familiar. It is a burst of flavour, of juices, of energy and delight. Any doubts about if this was some kind of apple disappear as a taste to delightful and remarkable that it couldn't be one touches the bitter's taste buds. And after that they take another bite, and another, once they're done they'll grab another peach, and another, until there are none left within reach. That is the high, the euphoria, that a simple peach can take a person to, a whole world of joy and sweetness, all packaged in a small fuzzy package. So next time, when you think of a peach, don't think of it of a fuzzy apple, but think of apples as less fuzzy, and less tasty, peaches. Thank you for your time.
OpticAbyss: Alright, what are peaches? That's a question I'd hope few of you in the audience are asking, but in case anyone is, I'll tell you. Now some might say "fuzzy apple", no doubt the fuzz of a peach and it's apple like shape is the first thing some will notice, a sleek deception lulling one into thinking it's something familiar. But let me tell you, once you dig your teeth into that fuzz, it is not familiar. It is a burst of flavour, of juices, of energy and delight. Any doubts about if this was some kind of apple disappear as a taste to delightful and remarkable that it couldn't be one touches the bitter's taste buds. And after that they take another bite, and another, once they're done they'll grab another peach, and another, until there are none left within reach. That is the high, the euphoria, that a simple peach can take a person to, a whole world of joy and sweetness, all packaged in a small fuzzy package. So next time, when you think of a peach, don't think of it of a fuzzy apple, but think of apples as less fuzzy, and less tasty, peaches. Thank you for your time.
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by GPF April 11, 2005
Get the nuclear option mug.I guess he meant that hope gives the masses fake illusions in the way things are.. and negative pessimism and mistrust in society weeds out "social agitators" and keeps them from doing anything.
by Ryszard November 13, 2003
Get the Optimism mug.1. A horrific creation that seems to come from the Neo-Paliolitic era, or just a fucking ugly entity. Usually a fat bitch named Natalie that sits across from you at lunch.
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