Onion Lady is a slight CLOWN. Onion Lady cannot see, as she is as blind as an Asian. She can make you laugh and be confused at the same time. She’ll laugh at any joke you throw at her, and gives good hugs. Sometimes it’s like she bonked her head on a pole, but other than that Onion Lady is a big ass bean.
by AsianLemon May 9, 2020
Get the Onion Ladymug. Going to school feels like entering a bowl of onion salad.
Those people over there are creating an onion salad.
Those people over there are creating an onion salad.
by slicklizardslicker December 29, 2017
Get the Onion saladmug. When a person clusters their fingers together and inserts their clustered fingers into another person's vagina, similar to the snug. Once the entire hand is inserted up to the wrist bone, the person fans their fingers out in all directions, simulating a blooming onion served at a fine Australian steakhouse.
Myrtle loves getting fisted, so as a special surprise Otis gave her the blooming onion and she squealed in pleasure and in pain.
by Wr3ench3d July 2, 2017
Get the Blooming Onionmug. by thedickbutt April 20, 2014
Get the bumping onionsmug. by Onion dungeon February 25, 2020
Get the Onion dungeonmug. WHEN SOMEONE FUCKING MISPRONOUNCES FUNIONS. TO THE POINT WHERE WANNA SHOVE THE FUNION UP THEIR SPINAL COLUMN.
by Hot Be December 20, 2016
Get the fun onionmug. A prolapsed asshole.
Dude, I'm fucked up. I stumbled onto some porn where some chick gave herself a Bloomin' Onion! I don't think I'll ever be the same.
by Deathisabusinessman December 6, 2017
Get the Bloomin' Onionmug.