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Internet Onions

Images, videos or articles online that cause the reader or viewer to cry just like real onions. Internet Onions can be caused by such things as Soldier Coming Home videos and many more.
Damn internet onions are strong in this video.
by AshleyCardwell94 October 30, 2014
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sarcastic onions

A subtle, plausibly deniable insult used when a person is getting on your nerves. Respond to the person or imitate them in a way that is socially excessive. This is usually done as a last resort when there is no other way to get back at the person. Made most famous by fast food employees who put on way too many toppings in response to a complaining customer.
That is the third time that girl over there has told me the burger is too cold, so this time I put 8 slices of onions on it.
Josh is always making loud noises when he eats. Now whenever he's near me I give him sarcastic onions and make even louder noises.
by goldygreen22 July 3, 2016
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fun onion

WHEN SOMEONE FUCKING MISPRONOUNCES FUNIONS. TO THE POINT WHERE WANNA SHOVE THE FUNION UP THEIR SPINAL COLUMN.
Random Man Guy "Boy this fun onion sure is gr8"
Random Man Guy 2 "I WILL EAT YOUR FAMILY"
by Hot Be December 20, 2016
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blooming onion

When you insert your closed fingers in a cone shape into the rectum then spread your fingers open you get the "blooming onion"
"Ohh baby just like that! I love it when you give me the blooming onion!"
by Chateau64 June 18, 2018
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hot onion

Just like hot lettuce except with onions, and everyone cries.
This is the prime of my life. I'm hot young and full of hot onion.
by Studmuffindelux July 6, 2019
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"Onion" Cry

When someone is cooking and they start crying, and say "ugh, it's just the onions" when they are nowhere near onions. They are usually upset. Give them a hug and take over on cooking, take them out to ice cream after dinner. It's not the onions. Clearly.
Husband: Why are you crying?
Wife: I'm having an "Onion" Cry
Husband: You're making tomato soup.
Wife: Oh, then I guess it's not the onions.
Husband: You're upset, you don't wanna admit it. Let me take it from here baby <3
by Lil_Weirdo_ July 24, 2019
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Onion salad

noun. A term for a group of people who SMELL/ aren't cool.
Going to school feels like entering a bowl of onion salad.

Those people over there are creating an onion salad.
by slicklizardslicker December 29, 2017
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