Images, videos or articles online that cause the reader or viewer to cry just like real onions. Internet Onions can be caused by such things as Soldier Coming Home videos and many more.
by AshleyCardwell94 October 30, 2014
Get the Internet Onions mug.A subtle, plausibly deniable insult used when a person is getting on your nerves. Respond to the person or imitate them in a way that is socially excessive. This is usually done as a last resort when there is no other way to get back at the person. Made most famous by fast food employees who put on way too many toppings in response to a complaining customer.
That is the third time that girl over there has told me the burger is too cold, so this time I put 8 slices of onions on it.
Josh is always making loud noises when he eats. Now whenever he's near me I give him sarcastic onions and make even louder noises.
Josh is always making loud noises when he eats. Now whenever he's near me I give him sarcastic onions and make even louder noises.
by goldygreen22 July 3, 2016
Get the sarcastic onions mug.WHEN SOMEONE FUCKING MISPRONOUNCES FUNIONS. TO THE POINT WHERE WANNA SHOVE THE FUNION UP THEIR SPINAL COLUMN.
by Hot Be December 20, 2016
Get the fun onion mug.When you insert your closed fingers in a cone shape into the rectum then spread your fingers open you get the "blooming onion"
by Chateau64 June 18, 2018
Get the blooming onion mug.by Studmuffindelux July 6, 2019
Get the hot onion mug.When someone is cooking and they start crying, and say "ugh, it's just the onions" when they are nowhere near onions. They are usually upset. Give them a hug and take over on cooking, take them out to ice cream after dinner. It's not the onions. Clearly.
Husband: Why are you crying?
Wife: I'm having an "Onion" Cry
Husband: You're making tomato soup.
Wife: Oh, then I guess it's not the onions.
Husband: You're upset, you don't wanna admit it. Let me take it from here baby <3
Wife: I'm having an "Onion" Cry
Husband: You're making tomato soup.
Wife: Oh, then I guess it's not the onions.
Husband: You're upset, you don't wanna admit it. Let me take it from here baby <3
by Lil_Weirdo_ July 24, 2019
Get the "Onion" Cry mug.Going to school feels like entering a bowl of onion salad.
Those people over there are creating an onion salad.
Those people over there are creating an onion salad.
by slicklizardslicker December 29, 2017
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