An adjective used to describe a person who is absolutely unable to keep track of time, no matter how hard they try.
So to defend her own seemingly rude and antisocial behavior, my totally time disabled wife says to me, “well really, what’s the difference if I am or am not there at 11 o’ clock, I mean time as you know it only actually exists in your universe,” as she goes on to cite some highly esoteric physics principles that very few people would be able to understand.
by Dr Bunnygirl May 22, 2021
 Get the time disabledmug.
Get the time disabledmug. Time spent on internal reflection or contemplation whilst wearing a safety helmet. Especially among motorcyclists, firemen, scuba divers and astronauts.
She was deep in helmet time.
Save it for helmet time.
It'll come to me during helmet time.
Houston we have a problem.
Save it for helmet time.
It'll come to me during helmet time.
Houston we have a problem.
by Eaglesixty5 June 10, 2009
 Get the Helmet Timemug.
Get the Helmet Timemug. The catchphrase of Dento, a fabulous character from the series Pokemon Best Wishes.
The word "tasting" in "It's tasting time" can also be substituted for many words, such as "fishing" or "detective".
The word "tasting" in "It's tasting time" can also be substituted for many words, such as "fishing" or "detective".
by Epic-Inferno April 22, 2012
 Get the It's tasting time!mug.
Get the It's tasting time!mug. The Question to the Almighty Answer to the Meaning of Life, the Universe and Everything, which is 42.
It was calculated by the super-computer known as Earth, after millions of years of evolution.
Quick discovery after the calculation was the Almighty Outcome. It happens when the Almighty Question is posed and the Almighty Answer is answered, and consists in smoking weed.
It was calculated by the super-computer known as Earth, after millions of years of evolution.
Quick discovery after the calculation was the Almighty Outcome. It happens when the Almighty Question is posed and the Almighty Answer is answered, and consists in smoking weed.
the Almighty Question: “What time is it”
the Almighty Answer: “4:20”
the Almighty Outcome: “Let’s smoke some weed then”
(In the following example, “42” was translated to Earth language, which is “4:20”)
the Almighty Answer: “4:20”
the Almighty Outcome: “Let’s smoke some weed then”
(In the following example, “42” was translated to Earth language, which is “4:20”)
by Not Makar at all March 6, 2022
 Get the What time is itmug.
Get the What time is itmug. by Ehhhhh??? December 23, 2016
 Get the Reyn timemug.
Get the Reyn timemug. Pack Time is a term used to describe putting a fat dip of tobacco in your lip. Pack Time describes packing the can as well as packing your lips.
"Hey bro you trying to have Pack Time after school?"
"Hey man do you know what time it is?" "Ya dude it's 5:30." "Na man it's Pack Time!"
"Hey man do you know what time it is?" "Ya dude it's 5:30." "Na man it's Pack Time!"
by Rswaley October 23, 2013
 Get the Pack Timemug.
Get the Pack Timemug. Expression referring to the desperate attempt to get the bartender's attention. Appropriate to use when the bar is crowded. Originates from North-East Iceland.
by IcelandBoy August 25, 2017
 Get the Monkey Timemug.
Get the Monkey Timemug.