ozzy shuffle

when someone is so fucking drunk or high they walk in a retarded shuffle just like ozzy osbourne.

jim got so loaded he was doing the ozzy shuffle all the way home

by weej December 18, 2004

Penguin Shuffle

When you have to take a dump but can't walk normal. One that walks with clenched butt cheeks.

Oh Jeez! I don't think I'm going to make this without doing the Penguin Shuffle to the bathroom!

by servoisgod September 27, 2008

the pdx shuffle

The short stride foot shuffle that you see commonly see bums performing around Portland Oregon , not To be confused with the Parkinson's Shuffle. To identify the PDX Shuffle first; look for the rubbing of the index fingers and thumbs together like they are asking for a penny, secondly; Often times shuffle and finger rub is accompanied by the smell of week old urine, fecal matter, and faint vocalizations of what sounds like the chanting of buddist monks.

The only thing I heard last night was the sound of the PDX shuffle

by Theslippyone November 20, 2017

canadian shuffle

When you hold a door for someone then they immediately hold a door for you.

Tom: let me get that for you

Bob: thanks !! Igot you this time

Tom: we totally just did a canadian shuffle

by Hskr February 28, 2016

jamrock shuffle

A term used in the game “Disco Elysium”. It refers to how police officers from the fictional Revacholian district of Jamrock often run everywhere and break open containers.

Person A: “Why does Harry run everywhere?”
Person B: “He’s just doing the Jamrock shuffle.”

by SockoBased October 14, 2022

walton shuffle

See Also: Andy walking at 4AM

Andy was too wasted to do the walton shuffle so we had to carry his irish ass inside

by Hank the Tank August 13, 2003

Kungen Shuffle

The act of alt-tabbing during a gaming session that leads to your hilarious yet pathetic demise.

Origin: A streamer died on stream while playing Diablo 3 when he alt-tabbed and died. His name was Kungen, therefor the Kungen Shuffle

by derpina1337 June 04, 2012