by Ncg13 April 16, 2017
by BeachUrb July 20, 2015
1.) A cute little pale blond boy from Sweden
2.) A guy that that came to the USA to meet a girl holding mountain dew.
3.) A guy that makes the weirdest jokes and only one person laughs at him
2.) A guy that that came to the USA to meet a girl holding mountain dew.
3.) A guy that makes the weirdest jokes and only one person laughs at him
1.)
Boy: "Hey did you hear about that cute little pale blond boy from Sweden?"
Girl: "Chea!! That's beachy guy! He's a cutie :girl:"
2.) "Uhm... Would you like a mountain dew, beach guy?"
3.) Beach guy: "Go to grave!"
Boy: "Hey did you hear about that cute little pale blond boy from Sweden?"
Girl: "Chea!! That's beachy guy! He's a cutie :girl:"
2.) "Uhm... Would you like a mountain dew, beach guy?"
3.) Beach guy: "Go to grave!"
by Cutebumblebee November 01, 2007
a really shitty town in florida.
it's filled with whiny rich old people.
and pretty much everyone is ridiculously stupid.
it's filled with whiny rich old people.
and pretty much everyone is ridiculously stupid.
there's nothing to do in vero beach.
by this personnnnn June 09, 2007
Disguised as a pizza store, puffins on the beach is a way to say "i'm going to smoke pot on the beach"
Pothead 1: Brah I'm mad hungry
Pothead 2: Wanna go eat at "puffins on the beach"
Pothead 1: yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Pothead 2: Wanna go eat at "puffins on the beach"
Pothead 1: yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
by Puffins at the beach owner May 09, 2010
when you are doing it doggie style and you keep trying to stick it in her ass and she shakes her head and mumbles "eh eh, eh eh", similiar to the sound of a dolphin
by the killer b - August 22, 2008
similar to awkward turtle, denoting the occurance of an awkward situation.
the beached whale is performed by placing one hand on top of the other, face up, and thumbs rotating.
the beached whale is performed by placing one hand on top of the other, face up, and thumbs rotating.
JB walked into a room full of naked hispanic men, all playing the flute while whipping each other with palm leaves.
To alleviate the awkward situation, JB starts to freestyle rap. This makes the entire situation even more awkward, and the naked hispanic men all begin to do the beached whale.
To alleviate the awkward situation, JB starts to freestyle rap. This makes the entire situation even more awkward, and the naked hispanic men all begin to do the beached whale.
by HitStick93 April 06, 2010