Rob Johnke

Is a sensitive, caring person, who may have a small penis, but the girl that likes him doesnt care how big his penis is... He doesnt understand that age doesnt matter, and the Girl of his dreams, his soul mate, is younger then him. People tell him all the time that age shouldnt matter and if the girl who likes him keeps getting treated the way he has been treating her, then he will loose the most amazing, thoughtful, caring girl that he could ever date in this world!!
Friend 1: Is that Rob Johnke?
Friend 2: Oh the real handsome one right there?
Friend 1: Yes, Who is he?
Friend 2: The man of my dreams!!!!
by Xia-Xie January 01, 2012
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Little Rob

A person who you can trust and have a good time with. A natural leader with good manners,He can also sometimes be known as Captain or Thumb
Been out today with Little Rob and everything went smoothly as expected
by Bertyflirtyandimthirty August 08, 2013
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Rob the Rod

OH DAYUMMM!!! ROB has a ROD!!!! He shoudl call himself Rob the Rod!!!1
by casabonita65 August 27, 2008
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robbing the cradle

Stealing a baby, or it's personal effects from it's crib.
I'm low on funds son, I'm going to go rob the cradle next store and sell the baby to a nice couple who can't conceive a child of their own./ I'm low on funds so I'm going to steal that babies blanket, B.
by jerem December 12, 2003
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Rob Dank

(v) A rob dank is a sex act when a girl gives a guy a handjob using her own feces, usually mixed with water.
Hey, I just met you
And this is crazy
I like your poo-poo
Rob Dank me maybe?
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pulling a rob

The act of stealing on of your friend's girlfriends/boyfriends.
"Whoa did you hear about Kelly? Matt and Chantal just broke up and the next day she was dating him already!"

"No way! She was pulling a rob?!"

"Yeah man."
by lynndsey January 04, 2008
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sneaky rob

A small fat bald bloke who sits in the pub thumbing one off under the table
See that bloke his having a sneaky rob over there
by Evie one June 06, 2014
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