momma

ooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Jared: Momma! What are we gonna eat?
Momma: OOOOOOOOOOOO
Jared: Momma, what the frik?

by eating a kitkat the wrong way May 2, 2020

Yo momma

Yo momma

Yo momma

by Hey kiddo February 9, 2021

Yo momma

The female under my desk currently

Person 1: hey, who are you
Person 2: the dumbass on urban dictionary’s mother
Person 1: ok, get back to ‘work’ *winks at camera*

Yo momma

by ThePersonYoMommaLoves January 5, 2022

Hot momma

a person or character that you would love to fuck

“Speedwagon from Jjba is on my hot momma list”

by Anonymous??????????? September 12, 2022

Momma tea time

Is when your Hager old mom is wearing her granny panties doing exercises and yoga all week for a week straight and on the last night she takes her shitty moist under wear and makes you a nice tea.

I was at Dustin's place having a rather unique flavor of momma's tea time it was fantastic. Ever have some of that special tea that called momma tea time at the old Burk place it's kinda weird to drink.

by Pours when it rains December 9, 2023

Momma-birding

When an unexperienced friend is ripping the bong, so you rip it for them so all the smoke is ready for them to inhale without doing the work

Friend: I want to smoke but I don't know how to use a bong
Me: don't worry I'll momma-bird it for you!

Friend: he was momma-birding the piece for me and I got so fried

by Mike Moocher April 19, 2022

Ur momma truffle

If you thought "Ur granny tranny" was devastating? Now get ready for... "ur momma truffle, lol"!

Bobby: Ur gay lol.
Dave: No u.
Bobby: *dies*
Dave: And ur momma truffle.
Bobby: *Dubbledies*

by Boris The Lapdog March 23, 2018