lord of the flies

a book written by William Golding that exhibits Golding's beliefs on humanity and encorporates freudian theories. Golding's view on humanity was skewed after his experiences in the war which led him to try to convey is beliefs through a book which is now considered a classic, lord of the flies

person 1:man the lord of the flies came and talked to me
person 2: dude what did i tell you about taking that sheeba again

by natasha marra September 12, 2008

bong lord

A common Dan, that likes to smoke the bong every day of the week. "What a bong lord" said by many people about the common Dan.

"What a hard-kid"
"I know it's Dan, he's a bong lord"

by Ococidine December 14, 2013

the lord of the rings

great books/movies and harry potter is a good book series but it does not even come close to the lord of the rings. i mean come on it was written by a guy with three initals for his name.

"i hope aragorn, legolas, and gimli from the lord of the rings cut off the heads of harry potter and his gay ass friends"

by pat-0-rama December 11, 2003

Sped Lord

A Sped Lord is simply someone that is extremely stupid. Also see sped.

Matt: Woah, Michael! I just found out that my birthday is the same day that I was born on! Isn't that crazy?

Michael: What? Are you retarded? Shut the fuck up, you fucking Sped Lord.

by 1nconsp1cuous May 24, 2016

to lord it up

To show off something very costly, usually done by walking around like a stuck-up brat in front of the person(s) you're trying to impress or spouting lame phrases like,' Look, it's real Gucci !'

Everytime Suzette gest something new, she likes to lord it up in front of her relatives. She stopped doing this when her Fendi purse 'disappeared' at the family reunion 3 years ago...

by Shawn B. June 5, 2003

Gay Lord

Phrase for homosexual, commonly used in playground antics to trick others into calling themselves gay, as illustrated below.

"Did you see that film last night Gaylords Say No?"

"No."

"Well, that means you're a gaylord."

by Carrie May 13, 2005

Lord Egg

The recipient of a large volume of crap (or "dog eggs")on their chest or face.

"I once met that *** ****** from that TV quiz program, and she asked me to play Lord Egg. I declined, but I was awoken at 3 in the morning to see her squatting over my chest and snipping off a length of bumrope"

by montyyouterriblecunt February 13, 2009