Zoom, or the free video-calling app, is otherwise a minimalist, school-and-business-favoured Skype. ZOOM may stand for Zombifying Online Ordnance Machines.
"Hey, what do you have lessons on?"
"I use zoom."
"Holy shit, I use discord. My teachers decided to t-"
Zoom guy: *spid*
"I use zoom."
"Holy shit, I use discord. My teachers decided to t-"
Zoom guy: *spid*
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Friend one: "Are you okay bro? You've been watching Netflix trailers for an hour now."
Friend two: "Bruuuh, I think I'm zooming."
Example two
Friend one: "Bro you wanna come over and hit zoom with us?"
Friend two: "Nah bro, I'm still burnt out from being zoomed the other night."
Friend one: "Are you okay bro? You've been watching Netflix trailers for an hour now."
Friend two: "Bruuuh, I think I'm zooming."
Example two
Friend one: "Bro you wanna come over and hit zoom with us?"
Friend two: "Nah bro, I'm still burnt out from being zoomed the other night."
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"gurlfrand, did you get the zooms last night?" "heck ya i did, she zoomed me all the way to space"
"hey cutie, wanna netflix and zoom zoom?" "
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