What most celebrities and professional athletes have to embark upon after disgracing their families, co-workers, etc. for very bad personal decisions. Standouts include sleeping with the nanny or crashing your car while on a cocktail of fentanyl and cocaine. Playbook calls for an immediate retreat to a treatment center where you emerge 30 days later with a bible in hand.
This year’s #1 NFL draft pick was missing from society for 30 days, until last Tuesday when he emerged from Our Lady of Miraculous Recovery Treatment Center, bible in hand. Beginning his apology tour, he stepped up to the podium he began to thank those that helped him and was truly sorry for those he hurt during his recent car crash (high on cocaine) with the half-dressed nanny in the passenger seat.
by Grant Rampus January 28, 2023
Get the Apology tourmug. When you are famous and you did something wrong and want to apologize you go on a series of podcasts and explain a lot of stuff to them basically you talk shit with them so you would not get hated
by Stanke December 5, 2022
Get the Apology tourmug. Osvaldo and Richard better be ready to put a dozen down the hatch, the Fuck You Tour simply isn’t finished.
by Clementine Woollysocks March 15, 2019
Get the Fuck you tourmug. The multi-country marathon immigrants from South America, Central America and Mexico are making to the southern border of the United States. They are traveling to America in search of a better life, but President Trump, ICE and the military will try to block their entry into the US. President Trump, Trumpkin, Trumpnado, Trumper, Trump armor, Trump triumphant, tanTrump, Trump bump, Trumpestuous, Trumpy, Trumpism, Trump chumps, Trumployee, Trumpuzzle, Trump attitude, Game of Trump, Trump hammer, Trumpstraction, Trump feast, Tour de France, marathon, race, cross country, caravan, border crossing, illegal immigrants, border war
The Tour de Trump heading for the Mexican-American border is going to consume the lamestream media and libtards for months. Oh my gosh Jack, you are such a right-wing nut!
by joecoolthefool October 26, 2018
Get the Tour de Trumpmug. when the 1d boys were on tour and louis and harry were alone in the tour bus and a lot of traumatizing stuff happened. Later, we also see poor harry not being able to sit later at their concert that day. ahem.
by larry loves tour buses September 8, 2023
Get the Tour bus incidentmug. Going on holiday with your friends under the pretense that you'll be playing rugby. Possibly with the addition of something charitable to make it easier to sell to your significant other.
Specific requirements for tour: At least two nights away, playing at least one game in another country, with three consecutive drinking sessions. It still counts if you don't drink, but a session had to be happening.
If you don't play, it's not touring - you're merely an independent observer, a bit like the UN.
Everything else isn't touring - one night away, watching instead of playing, etc.
See also Domestic Touring
Specific requirements for tour: At least two nights away, playing at least one game in another country, with three consecutive drinking sessions. It still counts if you don't drink, but a session had to be happening.
If you don't play, it's not touring - you're merely an independent observer, a bit like the UN.
Everything else isn't touring - one night away, watching instead of playing, etc.
See also Domestic Touring
by Day3Tourist October 21, 2018
Get the tourmug. A hockey-based game on Roblox where a bunch of underaged social rejects playing on their dirty iPads love to screw up their team's chance of winning the final against a team of 0 OVR bots, especially when they're the goalie. It's also filled with mostly sissy soccer/football fans with their display names being "Ronaldo" or "Messi" (those are the ones that you should NOT trust in RHWT) instead of actual like-minded hockey fans
Person 1: "yo wanna play ro-hockey world tour and sell??"
Person 2: "sure i'll be the goalie and let as many goals in as i can dude!!"
Person 3: "GK LEAVE!!!!"
Person 2: "sure i'll be the goalie and let as many goals in as i can dude!!"
Person 3: "GK LEAVE!!!!"
by Merc2009 December 20, 2023
Get the Ro-Hockey World Tourmug.