Toasted Almonds

When a guy farts really bad while sitting on a vinyl cafe booth and the gas escapes to the front of his crotch.

Holy crap man, I just toasted almonds!

by Lothar December 14, 2017

Brown toasting

Having sex while having a stomach bug and losing your bowels upon then after reaching completion.

Man: "Let's have sex."
Woman: "Ewww no, you don't feel well, and I don't want you brown toasting me!"

by Mewcatgo August 11, 2015

sick on toast

Something that is exceptionally amazing or noteworthy.

´That bike is pretty cool´
´Yeh, it´s sick on toast´

by veracity74 September 6, 2009

toast hijacker

A person who after hearing a toast proceeds to add his/her own toast before drinking. This is rude and annoying. If you want to say a toast just wait for your turn.

Man1: "I would like to drink this for our children!"
(everybody but one person drinks up)
Grandma: "Yeah, and I wish that these children grow up as good and loving as we did..."
Man2: "Haha, grandma is such a toast hijacker!"

by rfmg42 March 8, 2010

lint toast

The act of 2 or more males gathering naked in a circle. Placing bread/toast in the middle. The male participants must then begin to pleasure themselves until the point of ejaculation. Once the final participant has ejaculated on the bread/toast. He must then eat the bread/toast.

I'm always in the mood for a game of lint toast. Only if I'm not the last guy to ejaculate.

by Blitzed4lyfe20 May 18, 2016

damp toasting

The art of replying in a short manner/ being uninteresting in order to let a conversation die

I really am not interested in that guy, I should just be damp toasting him

by TheCampingWall October 24, 2017

spit toast

When a man is with 2 woman and the male spreads his toe fungus on 2 pieces of toast and spits on it the females then proceed to feed each other the toast.

Yeah me and John brought the babysitter over for a spit toast

by Deus99 February 20, 2018