v-funk

A bad/funky vaginal odor.

"Who got da v-funk? YOU got da v-funk."
"You smell v-funky."

by tz dragonessa April 10, 2006

the jimmy funk

say you got got the shimmy and the shakes and you don't know why. You may be a victem of ... The jimmy funk. This is an odd condition where ones body is imbued with pure funk at its jimmiest. This can result in odd behaviour such as unsolisited dancing and or a wicked bad album. You never know if it'll get you next.

Holy shit I just felt a funk.
Was it kinda jimmy?
I think it was.
You just got the jimmy funk.
Oh.
No what?
I have an a ensatiable desire for some cherry pie.
Now that funk is jimmy.

by Miles Forrester December 29, 2004

Funk Doctor

Someone who fix your groove, funk, and/or moves.

J is the funk doctor for the Dance Place.

by Zach G. October 27, 2003

Terry Funk

Terry Funk born June 30, 944 in Amarillo,Texas,is an American professional wrestler,known chiefly for the hardcore wrestling style he adopted in the later part of his career that inspired many later wrestlers,most notably Mick Foley.He is affectionately known as "The Funker".

"Jesus,Terry Funk is doing some crazy shit for a guy his age!"

by FunkerFan August 21, 2006

fakin' the funk

when you say you are going to do something and you don't stick to it

When a shortie says that she isn't gonna show you her hipbones anymore, but she does anyway.

by Anipol May 14, 2005

Oklahoma Funk

The smell of unwashed, fetid genetalia; similar to the smells encountered in and around the entire state of Oklahoma to include Kansas, Arkansas and most definately Texas (especially Houston -- phew!).

Marie had the Oklahoma Funk after not washing her coochie for seven days and seven nights.

by Ted Lynn Smith August 8, 2003

da funk

shit BIG be spittin

i got pounds of funk and i sell it by the tons...
i live for da funk i die for da funk

by Jonathon Mulcahey September 25, 2009