fat number

A fat number is a term used to describe a spliff, joint, or blunt that has been packed with a large amount of weed.

Let's go roll a fat number and get blitzed on the patio.

by Renaquil January 29, 2018

Office Number Two

Another way to describe any kind of bathroom, but mostly your own bathroom in your house, if you're only going there to pee, then it's known as Office Number One

I'll be right back, I need to visit Office Number Two before a brown myself

by Metallicajunkie October 11, 2018

Schooner number asshole

The defining schooner of the drinking session. The tipping point. A magic number somewhere in between tipsy and shitfaced, the asshole resides.

Mitch: Geez have a go at old mate over there, he's pissing in a potplant
Watson: Yeah he was already up to schooner number asshole before happy hour was over
Chowny: Is that Greg Matthews?

Watson: Nah, he only drinks Snakebites or slops

by Albert Dickfos January 24, 2020

Guy number 50

A nice and helpful person. Origin: A kid, during basketball game, passed ball to other kid so that he could make a shot.

That guy helped an old man pass through traffic. He must be real guy number 50.

by NixDics July 13, 2021

Parkjongseong number one fan

Park jongseongs number one fan is the one and only heterosexual4jay she is the definition of jays number one fan you search up jay and she pops up right next to him 😂💯

Heterosexual4jay is parkjongseong number one fan

Parkjongseong number one fan heterosexual4jay

by JASS4L January 16, 2022

Putin Number

A deadly or evil number on the manpower and military equipment, or on the timing of a kidnapping, terrorist attack, or foreign invasion, that Dictator Vladimir Putin would get from his military advisers in order for Russian forces, spies, terrorists, or mercenaries to cause the most damage to their political foes or to any anti-Russia or anti-Putin nations.

Be it in poisoning political foes living in foreign lands, sending extra mercenaries to Ukraine, or shipping ammunition to keep rogue leaders in power, all these evil acts require an optimal Putin number to minimize failure and avoid global embarrassment.

by Covido March 5, 2022

Pump Number 9

The furthest pump from the building (along with 10), commonly where most people park to steal from inside Gas Stations so cameras cannot see license plates.

Ice T joked he was robbed at pump number 9, referring to gas prices going up.

by Scientismo March 24, 2022