Hey Rocky, watch me pull a rabbit out of my ass!

Attempting a task that has been dumped on you by somebody who expects a miracle. Like your dumbass boss who left two hours ago and wants you to get something done in an hour that would have taken him all day to finish. A takeoff on "Hey Rocky, watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat!" from the Rocky and Bullwinkle cartoons.

'The boss expects me to get all these reports done for the corporate office by tomorrow morning, I don't think I'm gonna make it.' 'Well, you know how Steve is about that. He bails and now you have to say "Hey Rocky, watch me pull a rabbit out of my ass!" just like the other days of the week where he is working 27/4'

--OR--

Rick left early again, now I gotta pull a rabbit out of my ass to get this computer fixed.

by Silverlock March 30, 2009

Rocky

Horrible doctor . Fantastic handwriting. Hint of speciality.

Doctor rocky is really like that.

by DrRockyAssistant November 14, 2023

Rocky Mountain Goodness

A noun that is code for beer. Was first used by Mitchell talking on the phone to his frat bros and trying to chaperone a marching band competition.

"So, uh, you want some of that Rocky Mountain Goodness, then, yeah?"

by Gino DaFinksta August 31, 2007

rocky road oyster

When ya girl sucks so hard,your nuts swell to the size of bull nuts

Oh God my girl gave me a rocky road oyster!!!

by JohnDadIsAPlumbr May 19, 2018

Rocky Road Bumbkin

A rocky road bumbkin is a rim job while driving! Like road head, only better!

She gives a great rocky road bumbkin!

by Khaki86 October 09, 2023

Rocky Mountain Chocolate Factory

Being in a situation resulting in fingering males butthole until acrylic nails are gone and fingers are pooped on

What happened with Jimmy? I had to go to the Rocky Mountain Chocolate Factory with him.

by Swaggymfman February 08, 2022

rockie

M y b a b by yy beauful beaful beagul boy

Rockie kiss me aamora sid
Yes ab ba y Rockie kises amora

by amoraloverockiekisssssss October 21, 2022