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urban zone

The growth of the urban zone is being polluted by unimaginative and discriminatory submissions.
by ipo and oca February 28, 2007
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The Murph Zone

The place a person enters when they space out mid conversation. Usually he result of severe untreated ADD.
"Yo I was talking to him earlier and he completely spaced out mid sentence."
"Oh he just entered the murph zone don't worry about it."
"Oh, he should probably get medicated for that huh?"
"yeah"
by americawet February 8, 2022
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kid zoned

A humbling sub-type of friend zone where a usually older person calls you “kid” after you’ve hit on/flirted with them. This form of rejection is condescending in a way that lets the receiver know that the person thinks you’re not on their level of maturity and thus they are above fucking with you or dating you. May also be reinforced with some act or statement that directly or passively implies they are dominant over you in terms of finances, resources, independence etc.
Jake: Hey, Jenny you’re looking beautiful as always. Would you like to get lunch with me?

Jenny: thanks kid, sure it’ll be my treat and then I can drop you off at your parents house if you want. Ya know since you don’t have a car.

Jake: uh ok..thanks.....wait did I just get kid zoned??? Son of a bitch!
by Ricosuave44 October 8, 2019
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short zone

The area adjacent to the friend zone where a guy has no chance because he is shorter than she is. This is worse than being in the friend zone because, unless you can still grow, you have no hope of moving out of the short zone. Guys in the short zone must resort to the nice guy role, the acquaintance role, or just set up their tall friends. Good luck to all of you in the short zone we feel for you.
Me: “Hey, who was that? Did you get things going with her?”
Friend: “No, she’s 6 feet. She short zoned me before I walked up.”
by Something Stupid September 27, 2014
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Oh-zone

The period of time of female orgasm aftermath when the man has the free zone to pleasure as he pleases.
“She’s normally not in to butt stuff, but I got it in during the Oh-zone”
“After she got in the Oh-zone, she let me fuck her foot for the first time
by Raddick June 10, 2018
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birthday zone

The 72 hours before and after your actual birthday in which it is still technically your birthday.
Friend 1: "Sorry I forgot to wish you a happy birthday yesterday!!"
Friend 2: "That's okay, I'm still in the birthday zone."
by iEATyourCUPCAKE November 5, 2013
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Bed Zoned

the act of brining back a female counterpart to your bed but not being able to score/get any action ie a friendzone within a bed
Fergus was totally Bed Zoned last night with that girl!
by Own_thing May 24, 2017
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