Mushroom Cult

A strange, yet interesting, faith where those involved choose to serve the fungi they believe will overthrow the current government
Haven't you joined the Mushroom cult, the one where you prevent getting your brain eaten by intelligent fungi?
by Liza Jasper February 26, 2023
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mushroom terrorist

A terrorist grown in the depths of their mother's basement who sprouts up to kill people, and then generally dies.
Typically a white nationalist incel.
- Did you hear about the latest mushroom terrorist?
= You talking about the one in El Paso, or the one in Dayton?
- Yeah you heard. Man, they're really lovin' that shit trump's feeding them.
by TuckerTrash25 August 05, 2019
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Mushroom of Warm

n. A propane-powered outdoor heater using a distinctive reflector which gives it its name. The reflector directs most of the infrared energy produced by the small element outward and down, effectively warming a large area in a very efficient way.
KATIE: A Mushroom of Warm is a much more effective outdoor heater than a campfire.
LISA: What about the wind?
KATIE: MoW's use infrared to heat and infrared is light. Light doesn't blow away.
by k80theshade May 03, 2021
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mushroom baby

A child conceived through the act of intercourse, while engaged in a magical psilocybin adventure.
My gilt and I lost our egos together and did the heroes journey, 9 months later we had a mushroom baby.
by SCUM is my raver name! July 15, 2020
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Healthy Mushroom

A woman's lady region that is prone to letting out small puffs of spores during the act of procreation. There is no true way of indicating the difference between healthy and unhealthy so you must take the risk to find out.
Person 1: "Come on big boy and eat my healthy mushroom"
by A6M2 August 11, 2016
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mushroom poke

The act of poking a person with a male appendage, usually a mushroom shaped appendage.
I’m about to give Abby a mushroom poke this weekend.
by JlinkinX December 25, 2017
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Mushroom willy

General made up insult. If someone was to call it you, they would be saying that you are an oddly shaped penis. This is more of an insult that you would call your mates.
Friend 1: "Don't you think that mushroom and willy are weird words?"
Friend 2: "yeah if you say so"
Friend 1: "like omg we should totally call each other a mushroom willy"
Friend 2: "ok, if you want"
Friend 1: "totes amazeballs"
by What_ever_trevor July 15, 2014
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