rug munchies

Horny. To have a craving on hunger for a vagina.

Example 1
Man: Urg i got them rug munchies again!
Man 2: Lets go to the strip club..

Example 2
Women: I have the rug munchies!
Women 2: Come over here and eat some pussy.

by lanlan April 11, 2008

oatmeal muncher

Dirty hippie, most-likely lives around other dirty hippies somewhere in Colorado.

Did you see those oatmeal munchers at the political march.

by Rexual B. January 3, 2009

Beaver Muncher

Someone who goes down on a women and preforms oral sex.

Dude, that girl is such a beaver muncher.

by JRD89 May 26, 2009

ass munching cunt face

The third most offensive insult someone can receive. see cunt muffin, and cock juggling thunder cunt

Go to hell you ass munching cunt face.

by Failbot6669 June 20, 2011

Butter Muncher

A white person of Europe descent.

Mia is not a butter muncher unlike us because she's not white.

by Inhale_sugar January 11, 2023

Munchingfoo

Tight: the embodiment of betrayal and dishonour. Descriptive of the type of person who allows others to buy him rounds before leaving to take a 'nap' right before his own round.

Who's round is it? I can't believe that damn munchingfoo!

Lads, we've just been munchingfoo'd!

by Thirsty student January 21, 2006

Muncie Madam

A Muncie Madam is a trashy older lader from the Midwest. Usually having origins in or near "the armpit of America" or as it's more well known...Muncie Indiana. She usually has a name that can be considered male or female, such as Toni, Pat, or Chris. She is usually reserved a seat at the pic nic table near the dominant Alpha male. The Alpha male will usually offer her his Potato Salad or Coleslaw as a sign that he is ready to mate.

Boy that lady over there sure is one hell of a Muncie Madam. You see the way Eugene just offered up the last of his "Slaw" to her?

I met this lady named Chris at the bar last night. She was a real Muncie Madam.

by Possum Pete February 3, 2010