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Muffin Party

1a) A festive gathering of only girls (or at least 80% girls), where there is a substantial abundance of muff.

1b) The female version of a Sausage Fest

2) Party based on consumption of alcohol- or marijuana-infused Muffins
Last night I went to a party at Emily's, but it was soo boring, a total Muffin Party. All chat, no boozing, and not a schlong in sight
by Arsefff March 26, 2011
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noob muffin

A n00b and/or nub who constantly gets pwned in xbox/ps2/or life. Goes very well with a nub and/or n00b cake. Following with a glass of nub milk will ensure pure pwnage. Anyone considered a noob muffin sucks entirely and should never game/live again.
Duggan you noob muffin stop shooting your own teamate you we-tard!!>!>!>! nub...
by Barry Barry August 14, 2006
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Frosted Muffin

A Frosted Muffin: When a man ejaculates into either a woman's vagina and/or another man's anus and then proceeds to lick and/or suck his semen own out of the crevasse into which he originally placed it.
Nothing turned Carissa on more than reciving frosted muffins from Shane.

Shane loved frosting Carissa's muffin.
by The Muffin Man April 29, 2004
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Cunt Muffin

The nicest and worst words put together.
It neutralizes the phase so it depends on the context in which it is used.
The phrase can be endearing or malicious.
"Good morning cunt muffin."

"Get on your knees, cunt muffin."
by valereally January 21, 2008
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shag muffin

noun

1. Pussy, esp. one that hasn't been shaved. The general pubic area of a woman. See also; shag, muff, gash.
2. A woman who is "shaggable" or "shag worthy".
Fav: I'd go down on that shag muffin.
Ant: You would, you carpet banger!
by Antenna Wilde February 14, 2008
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Rag-a-muffin

A child that is unkept
Ur son is a ragamuffin
by Paul C June 1, 2003
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cheese muffin

bunching your 'package' up, and rubbing it on someone.
Amy: oh my god man, beau totally just cheese muffin'd tim!
Kyra: yeah haha, i totally saw that.
by AMEEEEEEEH September 15, 2009
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