Mojank

A word used to refer to the questionable programming practices within Minecraft's decompiled source code, often followed up with examples of the weird code.

user1: bro what is this mojank, why are some blocks registered like this:
Block block = (new BlockSomething().setHardness(0.8F).setTranslationKey("somethingBlock");

registerBlock(69, "something_block", block);
and others are registered like this:
registerBlock(420, "otherthing_block", new BlockOtherthing()).setSoundType(SoundType.STONE).setHardness(1.0F).setTranslationKey("otherthingBlock");
user2: idk man, don't question the mojank

by Littlecat456 October 13, 2023

Mojanya

Happy, moody, and angelic. They light up every room when they are comfortable. They are shy when meeting new people and won’t let just anyone get to know them you have to get through first. They are loving and kind and will always be there for comfort.

Mojanyat is lovable

by anonymous November 20, 2023

Mojang Developer

An extremely lazy human being who gets exhausted to the brink of death if told to work on their game for over 3 minutes each month. Typically spends all of their time either sleeping or watching the twitter complain about them 24/7 for their lack of doing their own job

Person 1:"Whats your Job?"

Person 2: "I'm a Mojang developer!"

Person 1: "End yourself"

by Infantpuncher February 15, 2024

MJaneM

Likes girls in a sexual way and only wants to be friends with boys much to her parents disapproval. Is very bored very often. And can be seen on TV looking quite funny tomorrow night at 7 o'clock on channel 40

Yo man she looks like an MJaneM, ouch.

by Hot Mama GG July 23, 2008

[moanercize]

Sexual intercourse, usually involving at least one person who has a constant gurgling moan in his or her throat.

Talon spent hours trying to convince Elodie to let him moanercize with her, and she eventually acquiesced, convinced by the drone of his constant gurgling moan.

by baffie December 24, 2006

majankle

Usually an expression of surprise or anger.

"what the majankle are you doing in the bed with my wife?!"

by Anonymous Logan April 15, 2008

Majanojary

A word used when describing how stoned you are; where your majanojary is at is determined by how stoned you are. If you've got your majanojary, you're sober, if you're starting to lose it, you're getting stoned and if it's long gone. .you're really shot. It's complicated and easier to understand through reading the example.

A group of stoners smoking lots of green sitting in a car in a field just off the road in the middle of the countryside, nothing around but trees, hedgerows and grass, 2.30a.m.

Stoned Stoner 1: Look at that cloud above those trees, it looks like Osama Bin Laden! And that one looks a bit like Jesus. .and Elvis Presley-
Stoned Stoner 2: WTF is that over there in those woods!!!!!!!? Fuck there's someone there!!
Stoned Stoner 3: There's nothing there you wanker! You're fucked
Stoned Stoner 2: Yea but it looked like a man dressed all in black with a hood and purple eyes and. .yea ok I'm fairly cained.
Stoned Stoner 1: Me too. .my majanojary fucked off down the hill hours ago, and probably reached the bottom on joint number 17 of the evening!
Stoned Stoner 3: My majanojary is half way down the hill. Anyone got the lighter so I can spark this Bob and mine can get the rest of the way down and join yours?
Stoned Stoner 2:Err the lighter's fucked off down the hill too. .can't find it.

*Everyone looks for ligther*

by Superjimmeh February 17, 2009