Dave: I never get invited out to anything anymore.
Lauren: Like what?
Dave: You know, parties and stuff. Down the pub or nights out.
Lauren: Mate, you have a serious case of the faux mo. I'm not sure what you think we're all doing, but I can assure you I spend most of my weekends falling asleep in front of the TV with a bottle of wine, only to wake up and find the dog licking my toes.
Lauren: Like what?
Dave: You know, parties and stuff. Down the pub or nights out.
Lauren: Mate, you have a serious case of the faux mo. I'm not sure what you think we're all doing, but I can assure you I spend most of my weekends falling asleep in front of the TV with a bottle of wine, only to wake up and find the dog licking my toes.
by LouieLouieBigPants February 22, 2019
Get the Faux Momug. by Stupid Factory January 28, 2009
Get the mos craciunmug. Closet mo,
When someone you know pretends to be, or acts straight all the while exhibiting homosexual habits or tendencies, for example making countless gay jokes to cover his own tendancies, or dating attractive women as a cover up
When someone you know pretends to be, or acts straight all the while exhibiting homosexual habits or tendencies, for example making countless gay jokes to cover his own tendancies, or dating attractive women as a cover up
Our friend Tyler B. Has a hot girlfriend allison but we all know he wishes she was His boyfriend, soon she'll figure out he's a
"closet mo"
"closet mo"
by gingerjesus January 1, 2015
Get the Closet momug. A term used to let someone know that you enjoy their "Cheesyness". Typically used when 2 people start dating and are in that lovestruck stage when anything the other person does is tolerable and oddly cute.
by Richeesymo October 31, 2016
Get the Cheesy Momug. A friggin moron. A nicer way of saying, fucking moron. Comes from Freaks and Geeks, courtesy of Daniel Desario.
"Dude, don't be such a friggin mo."
Tom- Hey should I ask out Susan? She was hitting on me today.
Al- Dude, don't be such a friggin mo, she sleeps around, if you do wrap that shit twice!
Tom- Hey should I ask out Susan? She was hitting on me today.
Al- Dude, don't be such a friggin mo, she sleeps around, if you do wrap that shit twice!
by The King of Friggin Mo's March 14, 2009
Get the friggin momug. Combination of "promo code" and "no more" (i.e., no mo'), describing the act of trying what you think is a valid promo code for an online purchase—but it fails at checkout. There just ain't no mo' code.
by Ae5Ea8 April 16, 2015
Get the no-mo' codemug.