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mid-diver 

a woman who either comes out of the closet or decides to experiment as a bi-curious during her mid-life crisis.
two girls in conversation:

girl a): Chelsea, I think I may be bi-curious

girl b): Emma, wait until you've heard this about my step-mom, you have more in common with her, lol, than with me. She is a mid-diver.

girl a): lol, I didn't know that.
mid-diver by Uncle Dimma January 26, 2012
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Mid-Eastern Flaming Narwhal 

First off you need to extract some sort of STI and/or STD, Syphilis is recommended. Second go to the Artic Circle with a harpoon made of a strong material and slay a Narwhal. If you can't get him with the harpoon try to shroom slap him with your STD infested Dick. Third you get to fucking a girl (or Male) doggiestyle. Make sure to get that STD in there. Once that shit is burning that bitch. Get that mutha fuckin narwhal and fuck that shit with that huge fuckin horn. That is the Mid-Eastern Flaming Narwhal Black bitches Love it.
Dude, I gave Lafanda the Mid-Eastern Flaming Narwhal last night.

No way dude don't you have AIDS?

yes...
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mid dicksman

A male who performs oral sex on a woman while she still has the dick in her.
He ate the cunt merangue while the other guy fucked her. He is a mid dicksman.
socks that go midway up your calf.

-markconnollyssignaturestyle
mark connolly rocks those mid calf socks, bro.

mid hero academia 

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hey have you seen how one piece solos mid hero academia
NO DEKU SOLOS
get the fuck out rn

Mid-Coast 

A place that only Jonny Flynn knows of. Its existence was brought to the attention of the rest of the world during an interview with Flynn, a former member of the Syracuse University basketball team and current member of the Minnesota Timberwolves, during the 2009 NBA draft.
"...People on the West Coast and Mid-Coast got to see me play." -Jonny Flynn
Mid-Coast by delaLove June 28, 2009
The term used for when someone is in the middle of defecation.
Ugh, I hate when people call me mid-def!
mid-def by YOUR1A June 29, 2011