Him: I really see myself marrying you...
Her: Awww baby, you’re serious???
Him: HA! HA! G’d your melon dumb ass!!!!
Her: Awww baby, you’re serious???
Him: HA! HA! G’d your melon dumb ass!!!!
by Melly Rich June 5, 2021
Get the G’d your melon mug.Name of an individual with remarkably large jugs. Typically resemble the shape of watermelons. Individuals with these characteristics frequently locate in southern Queensland.
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Where you enter your partners big flaps using only the juice of a watermelon as lube creating friction that can send a women into pure sexual overdrive.
Dad: son I loved when you walsall screw meloned me.
Son: I used the tender muscles of my big willy to create mass damage with all that red juice.
Son: I used the tender muscles of my big willy to create mass damage with all that red juice.
by Willylaura July 5, 2022
Get the Walsall screw melon mug.Going in a public voice call and shunning your friend from said call. Then demanding privacy in that public call. AKA a nickellise
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Get the among us melon mug.1) To commit a spectacular, laughable failure.
2) To give birth to a monstrous turd so large you wonder how it came out of you.
2) To give birth to a monstrous turd so large you wonder how it came out of you.
"Did you hear about that wannabe techbro billionaire's antics yesterday? He dropped his biggest melon yet this time!"
"Hey Jon, you took a long time in there. Did you have to drop a melon?"
"Hey Jon, you took a long time in there. Did you have to drop a melon?"
by Melon Dropper January 17, 2025
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