mauler

a mohawk type haircut (shaved on both sides with one line of hair down the middle) that has two shaves horizontally across it creating a 3-pile pattern.

normal mohawk= -----
mauler= - - -

by jake levine July 16, 2008

The Chocolate Malt

After having anal sex and you cum in her ass she shits in to a bowl and eats it with a spoon

I was fucking Desiree in the ass and busted in her ass, she then shit in a bowl and then ate it with a spoon making it The Chocolate Malt

by drunknhi May 12, 2009

Malta Goya

When something crazy, surprising, or even scary happens, you yell Malta Goya!!! A crazy phrase.

(Someone really scares you), (you), ahhh Malta Goya!!!

Oh my Malta Goya!

by OneDirectionLover101 October 4, 2012

maultasch

female who is a shameless fucking whore

tiffany is a maultasch

by Kool Aid 39 October 3, 2007

Maulta

Character design trope featuring glasses and a bowl cut (bonus points if blonde)

-Wow look at this character!
-I know right , he's such a maulta...

by Antonini August 5, 2021

Maultosis

The act of a pitbull mauling someone (usually a child) so badly, that they are split in two.

"My pet pitbull Zen just committed maultosis on the neighbors child!"
"That's awesome man!"

by Bigman2072 August 4, 2022

Maultoke

A maultoke is when you sprinkle tobe (tobacco either out of a cigarette or bagged) into a bowl (piece of glass for your bong) under the cannabis (weed) you then light it inhaling slowly to let the cannabis burn and then start to inhale more to suck the ash from the tobe and cannabis

hey man, let’s go rip some maultokes

by stoner52 January 15, 2023