Weapon of Mass Dysfunction

A person or object that causes high levels of problems for people, organizations and groups.

John Swanson is such a screw up he is like a weapon of mass dysfunction for our group.

by Coolest Man Alive July 19, 2011

Coronal Mass Ejection

A huge, loud ass cough.

Excuse me, I just had a Coronal Mass Ejection.

by NihilegoBuil October 20, 2020

Coronal Mass Ejection

When your ready to to blow your load you pull out and cum on their head.

Last night I was banging this chick and when I was getting ready to bust a nut I pulled out and gave her a coronal mass ejection. It was epic.

by The real Satan's Helper February 6, 2015

Mass of two shits

Another word for the terrible state of Massachusetts

Where is the city of Boston located? In Mass of two shits

by Dshostoppa December 23, 2021

Gods Of Mass Destruction

Gods Of Mass Destruction
GOMD
Staten Island, New York (A.K.A. Drama Island) crew of high schoolers who chills, hangs out, smokes weed, drinks, drive around, sell each other drugs, take Xanax, trip on "E", races cars, (mostly souped up Mustangs and Camaros) hang out in back yards, rides Jap Bikes, sharing each others Drama Stories...only recruits high schools kids.
crew that started in the early 90's by kids who needed a name for themselves...

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by blthrskt October 10, 2005

weapon of mass debation

pornogaphic magazine.

Camilla was away for the weekend, competing in the Horse of the Year show, so Charles asked his butler to nip out to the newsagents and pick up a weapon of mass debation.

by Dunky Oggins December 2, 2003

weapons of mass destruction

As determined by Bush:

Nail Files, Pocket Knives, AK47s, paint ball guns, laser pointers, chemical weapons, etc.

Reality:
Weapons designed to level entire cities or more. The only recorded use of them in war throughout history has been against Japan in Hiroshima and Nagasaki

eg: A bombs, H bombs, Nuclear Missiles, but NOT chemical weapons

A couple of terrorists were scouting out a building for over 2 years which they then planned to destroy with "weapons of mass destruction". Oh wait a minute... why would you hunt for a good place to use a nuke or other missile when such a weapons is more than enough to destroy the entire neigbhorhood?

by Jorotonimo April 21, 2005