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Mallory

A girl around 5'5" with long dirty blonde hair likes getting really drunk at parties, often ends up peein her pants and sleeping in dog beds. Loved by Joey Zona. Has been arrested for egging houses. Quite the badass..
Bridgette: How was Chucks party last night?

Shiesty: It was good!! except for the part where i pulled a Mallory.
by Snowbunnie~ November 23, 2009
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Mallory

The bitchiest, blondest, ugliest, most immature girl in the entire world. She abuses her cats and dogs by making them do things they wouldn't want to, and blames everyone else for something she herself did. She is always bitching at her parents and acting like a total asshole, getting her friends in trouble for the shitty, dumbass-y things she herself did. Don't trust her either. She's also a gigantic cry baby and throws tantrums when she doesn't get her way, such as when her FRIEND'S dad can't take her anywhere because he has to go on a date. Like, wow. Total bitch.
Holy shit! That girl's 13 yet she's throwing a tantrum over her hairbrush like a 6 year old! What a fucking Mallory!
by (;Ihatemallory December 31, 2011
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mallocation

not to be mistaken with mallocated. sometimes used to mean the actions of someone who seems to be talking about something pointless.
"Mason, stop this mallocation. It's getting all over the place!"
by economicsmaster April 10, 2008
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MacLovin

An individual that is extremely attractive. One who posses high sex appeal but also is wise beyond their years.
James was completely blinded my Sarah's MacLovin.
by Mack89 November 29, 2013
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mallory maestre

Sweet, loving,caring young mother who loves her children so much but loves her oldest daughter "Gianna" more than the others
You guys are so Mallory Maestre
by Jayleeeeeennn July 8, 2017
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Mallory

She is a Thief she lies about it just to look innocent , shes rude and she gets mad over little things and like to blame it on other people she likes to think shes the best when she really not!
Mallory- my phone looks cleaner than your face
by cuteteam77 November 17, 2018
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Mallory

She can be nice at times. But to me and my friend she’s mostly rude. She’s has stolen things from a grade below us but. She could be nice, but it’s hard for her. And probably has bullied me and a friend the whole school year.
Mallory is mostly a rude person but sometimes can be nice.
by .cl0udy March 23, 2020
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