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Gift of the Magi

Origin: Those nasty scat loving Germans. As once performed by the Germanic Princes of central Europe.

Definition: During coitus an ambitious man moves to defecate into his partners mouth. Instead of the ruination of her oral hygiene the man uses a protective piece of saran wrap (or intestines) to save his excrement. He then proceeds to use the firm wrapped turd to violate the women's anus. The gift occurs as the male "unwraps" the turd in her anus and proceeds to fuck his own shit in the heterosexual safety of his women's ass.

Shaggy: Yoikes! I sure do have to take a smash.
Scooby: I Though you said your Dick was hard.
Shaggy: Geez Scoob your right!
Thelma: Will someone PLEASE shit in my mouth.
Scooby: Hey Shag! You look like a dirty Aryan German...Why not solve this mystery with the "Gift of the Magi" you sick shit eating fuck.
Gift of the Magi by Brett Herron November 9, 2008
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Girl 1: Did you hear Maggie is dating Mike?
Guy 1: Yeah, everybody wants him.
Guy 2: Including me!
Girl 2: I wish I was a Maggie!
Maggie by Margaret Thompny September 24, 2011

Saggy Maggie 

when you give or receive a blow job, but the receiver does not have a erection of the penis
"Dude this chick gave me a Saggy Maggie last night"

"What, you can't get a boner or something?"

"SHUT UP!"
Saggy Maggie by shaggwire10 April 15, 2012

milk maggot 

a comeback to call a white person when they call you a blackie.
Emily: "Move blackie"
Nariyah: "I'm not listening to a milk maggot!"
milk maggot by xviviana January 20, 2021
A Privateer in the army
Sergeant:How tall r u Maggot
Private:5 foot 9 sir
Sgt:Oh I didnt know they stacked shit that high!
Maggot by Caca March 1, 2005

Maggot Faggot 

A powerful insult. In fact, it is twice as insulting as using only the word maggot or faggot alone. Also, it rhymes; rolling off the tongue nicely and adding an element of cool suave to an oththerwise vulgar slur. It can be reversible to "faggot maggot", too - just to switch things up a bit. Best served as loudly and aggressively as possible. Extra points for utilising a piercing red face or impersonating the most hostile, homophobic army sergeant you can muster.
Worthless person: *begins to speak*

You: “SHUT UP MAGGOT FAGGOT!”
Maggot Faggot by Mortein May 5, 2010
Magg is the nickname of a retarded boy with messed up hair
There goes Magg with the crazy hair!
Magg by friendlymate December 20, 2008