Louisiana bonfire

When someone lights their pubes on fire and skull fucks an alligator

We had a Louisiana bonfire last night best time of my life

by Jfsyvc May 25, 2022

Elton, Louisiana

Elton, Louisiana is one of the absolute creepiest towns in the United States. I go there every Christmas to visit my aunt, and I feel more comfortable in the ghetto of New Orleans.

The people there stare at you, deeply. All of the time. The town is surrounded by miles of rice fields. There are no job opportunities that I can speak of. The living feel dead. I apologize if this seems very biased, but if you don't believe me, visit Elton. Elton, Louisiana

by WorseThanHitler March 27, 2021

The Louisiana Purchase

An orgy or meeting between an overweight man and woman, a slender man, one jar of Jif Peanut Butter, a dog, and a family size box of Popeyes

Oh, we went to Gary’s house last night and participated in The Louisiana Purchase

by HotCosby05 January 21, 2024

Louisiana Leroy

Fucking a dude in the butt while he's taking a shit

Yooooo he's doing the Louisiana Leroy.

by Jacob Wassler February 27, 2024

Louisiana Stack

The sexual game of stacking 2 or more fat women on top of eachother, then slipping your penis in to each one in sequence until you cum. The recipiant of your seed is the winner.

Man 1: Dude, which one of the 2 hefferlumps did you fuck last night?

Man 2: I couldn't decide so I pulled a Louisiana Stack. Shanequia was the winner. Alopecia just got dribbled on.

by Bigkevsta June 3, 2017

Louisiana Crunch Cake

when you poop on a bitch

my girl was snoring so i just pulled a louisiana crunch cake in her mouth to shut her up

by lilLasagna December 6, 2019

Louisiana logyard

The act of storing your shit in a confined area, stacking them in logyard fashion. After the pile is sufficiently stacked, two have sex on said logyard.

"Dude, I've been waiting for weeks to do a Louisiana logyard with Ellie and it's almost ready"

by Frankudemanku August 23, 2016