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Loop de poop

A sudden, surprising shift in the color, consistency or explosiveness of your shit.
MAN: Dude, why were your on the shitter for so long?
DUDE: Well, it started off fine, a solid log from the breakfast burritto on Tuesday, but I got thrown for a LOOP DE POOP when I hit yesterday's Tika Masala. My ass started sputtering and spraying all over the place like a chicken with its head cut off. I JUST finished wiping down the seat.
MAN: Sorry I asked.
by carrotworm June 22, 2011
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Loop-de-doop

Going in one direction and then for whatever reason changing to go in the opposite direction
Charles: Fuck man, you just missed Rascos... now I'm never going to get my chicken on.
Bob: Chill bro, i'll just Loop-de-doop.
by Daggoth07 April 2, 2010
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Loop, swoop, and pull

When you let your friend break the ice with someone and do all the hard work while you swoop in for the easy kill.
John: Did you see that? Mike just started hitting on the girl Matt was trying to get with.

Travis: Nah man, he was just doing the Loop, swoop, and pull.
by Mr. Mcfly September 26, 2011
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Infinite Loop

also known as: infintestimal loopus; refers to achieving 100% productivity efficency (.01 deviation allowed) that to date only 0.00000124% of the human population with the 'super advanced' genetic code can possess.

Recently contested among the scientific community, there has been growing popularity that certain robots (mainly japanese in origin) may also possess infinite loop productivity levels.

Conversely, hard lined religious groups believe that individuals possessing the gift of infinite loop are believed to be prophets sent down to heaven to protect man-kind.

It is also rumored that a joint partnership between Intel Corp. and the US government are working on a new A.I. chip codenamed 'Infinite Loop whut whut?' that plans to replace 24% of the current North American work force.
(1) "Wow, did you see that? He just did an infinite loop during the meeting"
(2) "You're kidding me, how the infinite loop did he get away with that?"
by Infinite Loop 1 August 18, 2010
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rainbow fruit loop

A person that is gay
Dont go in the gay club unless you are a rainbow fruit loop.
by Juicy couture1 April 19, 2018
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Fruity Poot Loop

A Fruity Poot loop is a homosexual persons fart.
by MysticRiver September 30, 2020
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dry fruit loop

A fruity person that can't be a hoe/ gets no bitches
Your just mad that I get bitches and you're a dry fruit loop
by 8footbunch May 21, 2022
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