lonely mans wrist

Lonely mans wrist is the equivalent of Carpal Tunnel but for when a man masturbates too much. Often achieved after excessive clicking on porn sites or from the dirty act itself.

Guy 1: Hey man why are you wearing a wrist brace?

Guy 2: I got a mad case of Lonely mans wrist.

Guy 1: you better Ice that man.

by Punky Jewster April 11, 2014

Lonely

Something I will be forever

Wow “_____”, you’re probably SUPER lonely.

by (*__*) BITCH March 23, 2021

Lone wolf

A person part of your vacation group who roams or has a seperate vacation plan than the one group planned. Hes goes out on his own and makes his own fun

Terry's a lone wolf, so he's never seen on these family vacations.

by Theamazinggeek April 27, 2019

Lone Skum

An increasingly popular anagram of Elon Musk‘s name, for obvious reasons.

He is a big part of the MAGA swamp, but is now in his own special category; he is known as “Lone Skum” because in a way he is the crème de la crème, a man who has floated, like flatulent shit, to the very surface of all the other less wealthy scum.

by Dr Bunnygirl December 6, 2024

destroy lonely syndrome

destroy lonely syndrome is when a guy uses a pretty girl found from Pinterest as his profile picture on social media

i thought a bad bitch followed me, but it was just a guy with destroy lonely syndrome

by sillycat1234 May 25, 2024

lone comm

edgy lone fans in a community on twitter.com who like artists like destroy lonely, izaya tiji, chief keef

bro I said yeats new album was good and now lone comm is private quoting me

by Overseeing Twitter User July 21, 2022

Lonely Threesome

When you are supposed to be having a hot threesome but the other two participants are giving you zero attention whilst humping at each other like no tomorrow

Dude, even if somehow you finally managed to get Kirsty and Stacey into bed at the same time, it'd be a lonely threesome for you mate.

by Charlocharlo December 23, 2023