alaskan log

The sexual act of freezing your feces and then using it as a dildo, on yourself or your loved one

Denis died because he alaskan logged himself too much

by Uncle5talin March 21, 2017

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turd on a log

When someone doesn't like being around you and they look at you like you are a turd on a log!

Ugh.. I don't want to hang out with her today. She is a turd on a log.

by Mammarie March 30, 2017

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Log Lessons

The act of showing one or more people how to roll a 2 or more gram blunt. Log lessons can be taught by anyone with the abilites to roll a suffiecent sized blunt

When Hollie arrived at my house carrying a 3 pack of white owls i knew she was ready for the Log Lessons

"Yo Tron when this baseball games over are you ready to head back to the mons and study the Log Lessons

by tronasaurus April 16, 2013

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Log Clogger

(1) Fecal excrement of such abnormally large girth that it is (or would be) unable to be eliminated by the flushing mechanism.

(2) Large bowel movement that overwhelms the capabilities of modern plumbing. May or may not be the size of the hole in the toilet.

Michelle dropped the old log clogger at Sarah's apartment and she had to have her septic system reinstalled

You call that a log clogger man? I have thicker dumps that that after a week of eating split pea soup.

by Tom and Michelle May 20, 2008

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Lincoln-Logging

Much like running a train, you and your friends take turns defecating on a girl's chest and stomach region until some type of crude structure is formed by the feces.

After feeding her ungodly amounts of booze, I was finally able to convince her to let me and my friends do some Lincoln-Logging in her dorm room.

by eops November 01, 2009

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