Dusty Lemon

To be bitter or sour faced

“Stop acting bitter Susan no one likes a dusty lemon”

“Look at that sour face old hag, she’s such a dusty lemon”

by NoMaskRequired September 19, 2023

Slimey lemon

The act of shitting on someone’s chest and cutting the turd with your piss

My girlfriend was all excited for a Slimey lemon but I just couldn’t piss all the way through my turd

by Dirty kid bill July 16, 2022

Greasy Lemon

Emptying an entire bottle of lotion into your anus while sticking you penis into a flashlight full of lemon juice

Got bored last night and decided to give myself a greasy lemon.

by The real Mr.Awesome October 26, 2019

Lemon doubly

Unfortunately!

Your party sounds exciting, lemon doubly I can’t come

by Lebanesegov August 7, 2021

Lemon sniffer

Someone who is so unskilled at their task that they should resign to sniffing lemons so that they may have a chance of succeeding at something.

Warzone callout - you lemon sniffer!

by IT_Guy October 2, 2022

angry lemon

Moriah Elizabeth angry lemon

He’s an angry lemon

by valeriiiiie December 17, 2021

Lemon Ballz

When ya ballz are a little sweaty with zesty sour funk.

Maggie went down on me as soon as I got in from my workout. I guess she was horny enough not to be bothered by my lemon ballz.

I need a shower. I can smell my own nasty ass lemon ballz.

I could tell by the watering of her eyes, she was gagging on my lemon ballz.

by Dick Onchin December 13, 2020