creature from the snack lagoon

Truly unattractive overweight person.

Shy: That creature from the snack lagoon you brought home last night ate all my Ding Dongs!
Julian: What did you expect?

by Verbal Platinum Princess December 25, 2010

doo doo la roo

non existant person whose meaning references feeling like shit

work isnt an option today i feel like doo doo la roo

by pooptooth#1 September 19, 2012

Dippin in the blue lagoon

When you go Crap in a public bathroom and you are the first user and the water is still blue

I had to do my fsotd at a Mickey D’s and was lucky I was Dippin in the blue lagoon

by John from OP May 25, 2021

Lick my Lahooga

Rooted in the saying “suck my dick”, the Lahooga is a higher form of a dick, pulsating radiation, and usually garnering reactions akin to seeing a biblically accurate angel.

Person 1: “hey man you’re fat as fuck.”

person 2: “Lick my Lahooga”

Person 1: *dies on the spot*

by Crammedlamb68 October 4, 2024

Feeding fish at the blue lagoon.

This is a euphemism for going to the toilet - the blue lagoon is reference to the use of blue tablets that colour the water in the toilet.

Sorry I was late, I was feeding fish at the blue lagoon.

by Theodore H Biscuit October 14, 2010