north kitsap high school

home of the ginger toilet jerkers and tiny ass edgars

also girls with eyes so far apart you could land a plane there

person 1: have you heard about jonah?
person 2: yeah that guy is weird he probably goes to north kitsap high school

by astrocosmo January 1, 2024

Marin Kitagawa

Disclaimer: This is a FUCKING JOKE:

Also known as Anna Kitagawa, she is the one and only 2014 Trek Madone SLR 7 Gen 7. Ultegra Di2 with ultra aero frameset and deep section elementnumbersix wheels, she is Extremely Aerodynamic and lovable Aero MTB. Coming in 420mm drop bars with zero flare, 23mm tires, full suspension from FOX Factory (0mm front and back), and mechanical rim brakes, she makes the perfect bike for that local downhill MTB trail, best of all she is from the best off road cycling plant, Trek Road Bicycles.

NRML MTBer: now Trek, seems like you dont produce MTBs
Trek: we got Marin Kitagawa, a aerodynamic...
NRML MTBer interupts: nah, cool MTB. alr, lets shread that black diamond trail, Marin!
Marin: bruh, i am a roadbike.

NRML: nah, dosn't matter.
after the ride
NRML: owwwwwch my ass bro.
Trek Bike Staff: told you.

by Boo Radley Game November 15, 2023

Dirty Kitkat

A sexual act performed by two men, particularly when military uniform is involved.

Guy 1: on all fours, arching his back like a freaked out cat.

Guy 2: inserts four fingers into the exposed anus in a robust manner, becoming increasingly rough.

Guy 1: makes angry cat noises.

Guy 2: continues until all four fingers are smashed to bits.

Guy 1: cums into his badly made cup of tea.

"Hey Mark, you've been so naughty today. You're going to get a dirty kitkat when you get home"

by ThrobberJez March 3, 2025

POLAR KITAYAMA

POLAR KITAYAMA , She’s a wise but young lady. You can’t name one thing she hasn’t been through. She’s understanding, She was definitely in your shoes at some point in her life. She powered through and helps others with the things she struggled to get through herself. She’s experienced, Older mentally than she is physically. At some point in time she wanted to perish, she felt helpless and constant sorrow. She starved, She under slept, She cried, And cried… And cried. She always had a gut wrenching feeling when she wept, But one day someone broke her heart whilst she was at her lowest point in life. You might think she got worse, But it was the opposite, She decided to focus on herself and stay with her loving family, And she slowly but surely healed. She may still have depression deep down but she could never be happier and healthier than she is now if she wasn’t around the people she loved and needed the most.

POLAR KITAYAMA LORE.

by PolarKitayama April 8, 2025

POLAR KITAYAMA

Polar Kitayama, everything good, Everyone’s dream and idol

I wish my life was like polar Kitayama

by PolarKitayama April 24, 2025

Four Finger KitKat

A (hopefully) sexual foreplay activity involving insertion of four digits on one hand into the anticipatory anus of someone partaking in erotic behaviour.

“Sid was reet horny for a good bangin so Bernard got him going with the old four finger kitkat”

by awesomechappie November 6, 2019

Pulling a Katya

When you get drunk and make a bunch of random plans that you wouldn’t likely do if sober. These plans are frequently with strangers.

Last night I drank too many Old Fashioneds and ended up Pulling a Katya. Now I have 3 different plans and I think I should bail on all of them and just chill on my roof instead.

by Winesnob82 April 27, 2025