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KEVIN

Big ballin ass dude who is super cool and the bestest ever really rich but don’t like to talk about it and acts poor so he doesn’t have to spend money and keeps on saving. Secretly can afford a Tesla but he’s humble and don’t like to show off so he might drive Honda or f150 . Smartest guy in the room but acts like a dumbass and might steal your girl. Kevin’s are amazing and if you run across one in your local coffee shop just know he might have spit in it.
Damm Kevin is a boss, he was driving around downtown with my girl in a Tesla and it wasn’t a rental.

I know guy.

I’m not your guy friend.

I’m not your friend buddy.

I’m not your buddy guy.
by Basketcasenat July 17, 2023
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Kevin

A beautiful loving caring carasmatic sexy AF delicious Salvadorianian man. he is the best boyfriend Dad and soon to be husband. he’s generous down to earth humble respectful . Patient understanding loyal trustworthy. He’s a ride or die kind of guy handles his shitt when he has to. Keeps it 100 always. Knows why he wants no goes for it. Always smiling. Always. Optimistic there’s never a boring dull moment with hm . Wasn’t appreciated .YOUR loss my GAIN . TOCAYA…He’s mine And Keeping him. Surprise Surprise im going to marry him. He makes me happy brings the best of me out. . He’s smart and hard worker hes open to learn new things. I love his mocha colored skin. His sexy soft skin gets me super moist. He’s Built just right for me he has a beautiful manhood that I gag on every night with the right amount of girth he’s a GREAT lay but too bad cause he’s mine. Everything I ever asked for the perfect partner THE PERFECT MAN TO TAKE HOME TO MOM .f u meet a Kevin hold on to him if you don’t .that would be dumbest move you ever did.
Kevin: quote unquot…Diiick!!!….SPX2…. Hometown
by Ramona Mona August 30, 2023
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Kevinned

Having found an amusing marrow-like vegetable amongst ones belongings.
Tom : Oh no! I've been Kevinned!
by kevinned October 19, 2019
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Kevin

"Kevin. Stop eating"
by HOESMADHOESMADHOESMAD October 20, 2019
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Kevin

He is smart, handsome And has a BBC
Kevin has a BBC
by Dis Black Dick October 27, 2019
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Kevin

The cutest person alive.
He is also my classmate and drives a Rover 75, like Toretto drives a Dodge
by trillmolnar October 29, 2019
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Kevin

The total dumbass in school that doesn't know what he is doing he is depressed likes blondes and also doesn't finish things in time.
No one: he could be a Kevin
by ..23 November 1, 2019
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