Ketchup Romp

The act of using fast-food ketchup as lubricant during homosexual rectal intercourse.

"Daniel enjoyed secretive ketchup romp's in public bathrooms."

by habadash January 30, 2007

ketchup phase

A food-based euphemism to replace "being on the rag"... Meant to elicit thoughts of the moon and its phases

Woman: "I'm in full ketchup phase, but it will soon be waning."

by mBmD August 2, 2012

Ketchup

A cats best friend. So bad on most things, that only an animal like a Cat would truly love it. A way to gross out your friends.

Cat repulsed his viewers with an 8hr long stream dedicated to his love of ketchup eating.

by CivilWarForAll November 14, 2020

Ketchuppy Hotdog Bun

Going down on a bitch while she's on the rag and pulling her tampon out with your teeth and then swallowing the tampon only replacing it with your tongue.

Elaine is talking to her friend Jane about the Ketchuppy Hotdog Bun that was performed on her the previous night.

by Slimy Phil February 19, 2009

Madison Ketchup

A girl named Madison who has their period.

people: Its madison ketchup haha.

Madison: At least im going through puberty.

by Pseudonym-Man-Dude May 19, 2011

ketchup

ketchup; a synonym for a red totamotoey liquid mushed up.

Kendra, will you please pass the ketchup?

by Kendraaaaaaaameoww October 14, 2011

Ash Ketchum

A 36-year-old man who has inexplicably remained biologically identical to a ten-year-old boy for a quarter of a century, Ash Ketchum is notable for embarking on a seemingly eternal quest to become a Pokemon Master alongside his on-off girlfriend (as any fan will tell you), a yellow electrically-charged (and extremely marketable) mutant and an excessively horny older teenager who never opens his eyes for fear of revealing the depths of hell lurking inside them. As even Ash has admitted that the concept of a Pokemon Master is basically vague nonsense, he's essentially doomed himself to wandering rough around the forest for the rest of his life.

"In this world, nothing can be said to be certain, except for death, taxes, the continuation of the Simpsons and Ash Ketchum never becoming a Pokemon Master" - Benjamin Franklin
"What dost thou mean, thou idiot, cheating death is far more certain that Ash Ketchum achieving anything like that!" - typically-forgotten response by John Adams

by Thatdarnmeowth October 19, 2023