liam robert thomas jones

sexy little bitch that works in galleries

"o hi liam robert thaomas jones"

"o hi is that liam robert thomas jones?"
"yeah"
"no? alright ill try again later"

by Janice-Louise June 21, 2008

Mrs. Jones

1.) adj. To be a Mrs. Jones; A woman who has an affair with a man while she is in a relationship. See adultery

2.) adj. a describing word for one who cheats in a game.

3.) noun. A song by the title "Me and Mrs. Jones" was recorded by billy paul in 1972. The song is often refered to as Mrs. Jones.

You know she has a boyfriend, but she's my Mrs. Jones.

by iAm_theElemental January 26, 2011

T-Jones

Texas slang for Mother or Grandmother.
Mostly used in the Dallas area.
I never heard it in Houston...

Sometimes used as slang for someones Play Mother/Play Mom

'Dayum my T-Jones got beat up by one of her baby daddy last night'

by Dont-Be-Skurrd June 12, 2004

Bob Jones University

A "Christian" university in the south. Attended and supported by narrow minded legalistic disgraces to christianity. Known for being intolerant of any conflicting views. Seeks to isolate itself from "the world", meaning; music with a beat, modern clothing, literature, media, and anything related to youth culture. They keep their students in line with subtle suggestions that they just might not make it to heaven because a true Christain wouldnt do _____.

I got expelled from Bob Jones University for listening to The Beatles.

by Zen February 17, 2005

jonas brothers

A trio of gay brothers that your fucking annoying little sister probably loves because she's a dumbass snotty brat and isnt smart enough to realize that the sounds they emit with their instruments and 10 year voices are torture to normal people's ears. These girls should get a life and boyfriend that will actually be able to see in person and not in some gay video or pictures. To imitate Jonas Brothers is to be a fag that listens to gay music,pretends to like girls, molest you brothers and suck huge cocks. Get a life.Go listen to some Zeppelin or Pink Floyd.

Jonas brothers:Just fags.

by No nonsense October 18, 2009

tocarra jones

a beautiful full figured black woman feautured on America's Next Top Model and Celebrity Fit Club (to date). She has aspirations of being the first full figured supermodel.

Tocarra Jones is beautiful

by Wicker Park August 9, 2005

The Jonas Brothers

One of the worst bands ever formed in the history of the world.

An insult to music, these assholes are worshiped by 12-year-old girls worldwide, who will "attack" you on the internet if you insulted the "perfect Jonas hotties."

Their attacks consist of:
-UR JUS JELOZ CUZ THEY R HOTTR THN U!!!1
-UR JUS AN UGLY OL MAN WHOS JELOS!!1
-UR R SO DUMB ND RETRDED!!1

They are typical Disney boy band shit, that deserves to die.

The Jonas Brothers are the worst band in history.

by greenpeas August 19, 2009