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Dripping Johnny

When a person drops a drink (preferably an alcoholic beverage) on his/her computer.
I did a Dripping Johnny ( when you spill your drink on your computer )

Oh shoot he did a Dripping Johnny ( when you see a person spill a drink on his/her computer )
by NLxItsMe April 11, 2021
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Stinky Johny

When somebody is close to achieving a stinky richard. but you come back and win the game anyway
You were close, but i got the stinky johny!
by Azulico February 20, 2022
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johnny al-knoxville

Idiot ISIS terrorist who pissed off a Russian jet, Thought it was falling apart but was dropping bombs, and he ran away like a pussy. He drives a black Toyota pick-up truck with his grandpa's heirloom gun in the back. Currently M.I.A./ K.I.A.
"Johnny Al-Knoxville, if we survive I am shoving that gun up your ass"
by Awesomedrperky December 26, 2016
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johnny depp

Amazing actor with gorgeous cheeckbones, deep dark eyes and incredible physique. A man that choses his movie roles because he finds them interesting, NEVER not ever for the money. Has a mysterious style that ANY woman *especially me would do ANYTHING in the world to witness.
gorgeous, sucessful actor, sexy
by Jennifer Lauren Depp <33 June 14, 2004
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Johnny Slapping

The art of ejaculating into a condom then blowing it up like a balloon before creeping up behind an unsuspecting victim and bursting it in their face, hopefully covering them in your hot juice
Fred: "this guy was pissing me off yesterday so I ended up Johnny slapping him right in the chops"
by Benedict Maher March 10, 2009
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Johnny Knoxvilling

When you have a laugh that is funnier then what your laughing at. Such as Johnny Knoxville from jackass.
Person: Dude that was so funny (laughs weirdly)
Friend: Not as funny as your laugh. Your Johnny Knoxvilling
by YOU_FOOLS April 15, 2012
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Johnny poopdicking

When a drunk girl explosively shits herself in and around your home and you proceed to rinse her off in your roommate's shower. In doing so, you become turned on and join the soiled girl in the poo-stained shower and proudly have sex with her.
(Insert name) had a crazy party last night and ended up Johnny poopdicking.
by Japes5787 June 4, 2014
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