Joe

A gay homophobic prostitute who lick 10 jizz puddles a day.

Joe: lick my nuts
Me: no
Joe: too late

by MeMeTheMutant November 9, 2015

Joe

Big time guido. Usually found in the club trying to dance on chicks. Very puny and non-muscular. Has a tiny penis.

Friend 1 - His penis was so small.

Friend 2 - Was his name Joe?
Friend 1 - Obviously

by Guido Hater August 25, 2010

Joe

Basically a giant slut with an extremely small penis. A giant wank.

Wow what a joe.

by Joe'sASlut January 24, 2015

Joe

Hateful person, often very annoying.
Short, and ugly, similar to a chipmunk.
Small penis

1: You suck!
2. Don't be a Joe

by Miao1234 November 25, 2014

Joe

A guy who walks like a chicken. Basically anybody that walks like a chicken

Person ONE: "look at that guy walking like a chicken!"
Person TWO: "yeah, he is definitely a JOE"

by xxSMILE:Dxx December 26, 2010

Joe

noun

1. A dirty or untidy state of things or place.

2. An area ruined to such a degree that it is then considered utterly useless.

Louise: Oh Walter, Marks made a right Joe of the kitchen. Unwashed pots all over the shop!

Walter: Fucks sake Mark, you need to clean up after yourself, and take your sports bag out of the hallway, you moron!

by LouiseInBroadway247 December 22, 2013

Joe

Lover of land rover and chatter of shit and know it all

That guy is a right joe

by Mattybhoy November 10, 2014