Joe

A gay homophobic prostitute who lick 10 jizz puddles a day.

Joe: lick my nuts
Me: no
Joe: too late

by MeMeTheMutant November 9, 2015

Joe

Big time guido. Usually found in the club trying to dance on chicks. Very puny and non-muscular. Has a tiny penis.

Friend 1 - His penis was so small.

Friend 2 - Was his name Joe?
Friend 1 - Obviously

by Guido Hater August 25, 2010

Joe

Hateful person, often very annoying.
Short, and ugly, similar to a chipmunk.
Small penis

1: You suck!
2. Don't be a Joe

by Miao1234 November 25, 2014

Joe

Basically a giant slut with an extremely small penis. A giant wank.

Wow what a joe.

by Joe'sASlut January 24, 2015

Joe

A guy who walks like a chicken. Basically anybody that walks like a chicken

Person ONE: "look at that guy walking like a chicken!"
Person TWO: "yeah, he is definitely a JOE"

by xxSMILE:Dxx December 26, 2010

Joe

A bald white guy at the foundry

Has anybody seen Joe, where's Joe

by yungbasedmarco September 14, 2014

Joe

Lover of land rover and chatter of shit and know it all

That guy is a right joe

by Mattybhoy November 10, 2014