Joe

A gay homophobic prostitute who lick 10 jizz puddles a day.

Joe: lick my nuts
Me: no
Joe: too late

by MeMeTheMutant November 9, 2015

Joe

Big time guido. Usually found in the club trying to dance on chicks. Very puny and non-muscular. Has a tiny penis.

Friend 1 - His penis was so small.

Friend 2 - Was his name Joe?
Friend 1 - Obviously

by Guido Hater August 25, 2010

Joe

Basically a giant slut with an extremely small penis. A giant wank.

Wow what a joe.

by Joe'sASlut January 24, 2015

Joe

Hateful person, often very annoying.
Short, and ugly, similar to a chipmunk.
Small penis

1: You suck!
2. Don't be a Joe

by Miao1234 November 25, 2014

Joe

A guy who walks like a chicken. Basically anybody that walks like a chicken

Person ONE: "look at that guy walking like a chicken!"
Person TWO: "yeah, he is definitely a JOE"

by xxSMILE:Dxx December 26, 2010

Joe

noun

1. A dirty or untidy state of things or place.

2. An area ruined to such a degree that it is then considered utterly useless.

Louise: Oh Walter, Marks made a right Joe of the kitchen. Unwashed pots all over the shop!

Walter: Fucks sake Mark, you need to clean up after yourself, and take your sports bag out of the hallway, you moron!

by LouiseInBroadway247 December 22, 2013

Joe

A person who's penis is very large

Have u Seen joes penisanswer yeah but it was to big for me to see it all at once

by WOrdmAsTEr132 August 21, 2017