Jesus

Christine's heavenly cleavage.

Dude i saw Jesus yesterday. It was awesome!

by Why you wanna know May 27, 2010

Jesus

1) Savior of fallen man, light of the world. See Christianity
2) Chuck Norris

Interchangable with Dave Fox

1: Thank Jesus!
2: Did you see Walker, Texas Ranger last night?! That guy is Jesus
3: O-at-ka wouldn't be the same without Jesus

by Ryan Foster October 02, 2008

Jesus

The holy man himself

Fuck me in the ass cause I love jesus

by Nanta December 08, 2019

jesus

teh main char in a good book (although NGE improved on it a lot)

some god fanboy: I hate NGE
jesus: well I hate you

by Kaworukun September 04, 2007

Jesus

Jesus is a Jewish hippie who loves listening to The Beatles.

You: "Dude, The Beatles are awesome."

Me: "Yeah, I know. Jesus said the same thing to me the other day but i prefer Slipknot."

by dark countess July 30, 2012

jesus

gonna be the guy who's gonna fuck up your life because you're gonna give into his mind games and shit like that. all he wants to do with you is fuck, fuck, and fuck because he's always bored and has no one to hangout with. basically a MAN HOE...

my life was going great until jesus started talking to me. yeah it was cool and shit since he kissed me, but later i found out he's hoeing around with other girls and flirting with anyone who gets in his way...

by life is hard bc of guys April 08, 2019

jesus

coined the term "amen" after creating the practice of baptism where he dunks people's heads into water and stares at their ass. jesus is a lgbtqa+ icon therefore he is a lesbian protector and a great appreciator of men ass.

" Look at that juicy christian ass! Ah men, am I right?"

"JESUS! YOU USELESS HOMOSEXUAL!"

by shits on the grass you touch May 12, 2021