New Jersey

One of the richest and most educated states in this country. If you can't drive, then get the Hell out, because most of us don't have that kind of patience. The only place that really "smells", like the stereotypes say, is Newark, personally. Has some of the best and biggest malls around, and is home to Jay and Silent Bob.

If you ask someone from Jersey if they're from "Joisey", you deserve a punch in the face.

See also Awesomeness.

I've been to New York, Pennsylvania, and many states of the South(Currently living in Florida.), and I gotta tell ya... JERSEY KICKS ALL THEIR ASSES!!!

by New Jersey Devil August 24, 2005

Jersey Girl

born and raised in New Jersey, specifically the shore. beautiful in a unique way, has the ability to impress with salty hair and sand under her fingernails, makeup and shoes are optional, tanlines are embraced, has a strong attitude and a tough mouth, encompases the phenomena of waking up more stunning than the night before

"Nothing matters in this whole wide world when you're in love with a Jersey Girl." -The Boss

by Bridget May 13, 2005

Jerome

a sexy man that looks like a player but would change your life he has a big penis and is very smart usually guys named Jerome birthdays are in February

Girl #1:Damnnn Jerome sooo fine

Girl #2:he a player girl
Girl #1:that's what they say

by random55tg October 3, 2018

North Jersey

A place with good bagels, great pizza, White Castle, crazy parties, hot girls, and insane, yet clever drivers.
Warning: Show up with a Red Sox or Phillies hat, and we'll beat your ass.

Made up of:
-Bergen County.
-Passaic County.
-Hudson County.
-Union County.
-Morris County.
-Essex County.

Go ahead, call us Bennies. South Jersey would be nothing without North Jersey.

by northjerseybitch. May 21, 2010

Jersey Turnpike

Face down ass up dancing.

He got a boner from the way that she Jersey Turnpike.

by jerseyslut April 10, 2011

Jerome

a multitalented individual who lives by universal truth and above all strives for ultimate balance in life

Person 1: Did you see that guy over there? How the heck does he do that?!
Person 2: Oh, he's just Jerome. Look it up on Urban Dictionary.

by NetCast January 29, 2018

new jersey scoop

In reference to passing someone on the highway, where the driver will get within 6 feet of the car ahead and then signal and pass, using the air pocket behind the front car to gain speed (or to just be an asshole).

"Nick just New Jersey scooped that guy on the parkway so dirty!"

by justin suriano June 28, 2006