jenkins

A match of paper rock scissors to decide and event.

Hey who's turn is it to chop? Lets have a jenkins match to decide.

To make it fair we should jenkins for it.

Why does it always end with Jenkins?

by Darbs July 18, 2008

Terg Jergins

Someone who gives long explanations and/or tells similar but not at all relevant stories regarding a topic of conversation.

Syn.: a Tobbogin, a Terg Jerg, a Tohm, a Tergennator, a Terg-Bob, or a Tomergen...

"Does anyone know anything about traveling in Italy?"
Terg Jergins: "No, but I went to the Olympics in China once. Let me tell you about it..."

Girl:"Aww thats a cute puppy"
Terg Jergins: "I like baby kitties. One time my friend Chad gave me a baby kitty..."

by Chad Manning May 3, 2009

Jerky, Jerkies (plural)

A term used in New Jersey to what would be generally equivalent to the southern expression "dumbass". Derived from the old expression "your dumb as a ox". Jerky is a dead ox. This implies an existential component and could have death cult affiliation. Lou Decaffeinate along with Jay and Silent Bob are well documented public utterances of this term in the mainline media. Also crank call humor the Jerky Boys. Gabo de la Guerra of 91.7 KOOP FM in Austin is a well know Jerky.

Dont be a jerkey.

You work in Quality Control at a hellish data processing center.

You are running behind schedule.Your Boss Lou from New Jersey yells.....

"OK Jerkey!! Get those dickbeaters moving, that Data aint just gonna QC itself.comon!" (see dickbeaters)

by Gabo, de la Guerra October 9, 2004

leroy jenkins

shit if i know.

LEROOOOOOOOOY JENKINS.

used in a fashion similar to the popular joke "ur mom"

hi.

hi.

you know who called me yesterday?

who?

LEROOOOOOOOOY JENKINS

why would leroy jenkins call you?

by doctor0010 August 8, 2016

Films le Jenkins

Films le Jenkins is an awesome website with homemade web videos. They span all sorts of ideas. Most of the videos star the comb-over. Other appearances by J.P. and Mac. Checkout all the videos. Especially Joey(people seem to like it). The site is www.flj.vze.com or www.filmslejenkins.vze.com

d00d FlJ totally ownz my face. The Comb-Over pwns all@!!11111!!11!twelve

by Mac December 10, 2004

Jerking-Off Pumped

When something is so exciting, so completely enthralling that you are nearly dying of the anticipation. In fact, the excitement is so great that it is equivalent to the feeling of jerking off. As such, you are completely pumped by the idea of doing something on par with masturbating.

Bill-"Wait, we're killing a 30 case right after the concert featuring our favorite band of all time!?"

Frank-"Hell yeah man get excited!"

Bill-"That's gonna be the best day ever! I'm Jerking-Off Pumped about the whole situation!"

Frank-"You read my mind!"

by mythicaldancer April 7, 2011

Jerminsthion Orchalis

Native life form of the planet CORPLANIS 9.
Shortened to Jerry.
It is similar to arachnids of Earth, only 12x their size.
Their bites carry a venom that regenerates dead cells - wired in a primal beast like stage, causing the infected human to become a ZOMBIE!! Avoid this if at all possible.

That fucker just got bit by a Jerry "Jerminsthion Orchalis"
SHOOT HIM IN THE HEAD!!!

by doctor Z.cure August 5, 2011