Jaked

1) Alternative for Owned
2) A problem relating to the internet, such as disconnection, problems logging onto a site, etc.
alt. Jakage

1) That kid on that bike just got jaked.
2) My internet connection was jaked last night.

by Jakage February 25, 2005

jake

the rawest nigga god ever made

that guy is such a jake

by swagjake April 17, 2015

jakes

It used to be "just kidding." Instant messaging shortened it to "JK." Two syllables is still much too long, so it has become "jakes." Sort of the new "not!" Say it when you're, well, "just kidding."

I hate you so much. Jakes, jakes.

by melodious December 21, 2006

The Jake

Mythological The one real egg head at Brigham Young University. Characterized by lack of bathing, putrid foot odor, crazy hair, and mod Clothes.

That guy has feet like the jake.

by idedontknow October 25, 2004

Jake

A chicken nugget who shits on the chief

Look at that Jake

by Goggie ahah November 24, 2018

Jake

The “god” at everything. The best at sex and the og fortnite pro,also does a lot of stupid shit 24/7

I wanna be jake.

by Jake.69 November 26, 2018

JAKE

He’s the best sexiest hunkiest better than you at Fortnite and is also very athletic and doesn’t have braces

Jake is also very good at sports

by JakeyBoy 320 October 15, 2018