Jaked

1) Alternative for Owned
2) A problem relating to the internet, such as disconnection, problems logging onto a site, etc.
alt. Jakage

1) That kid on that bike just got jaked.
2) My internet connection was jaked last night.

by Jakage February 25, 2005

jake

the rawest nigga god ever made

that guy is such a jake

by swagjake April 17, 2015

jakes

It used to be "just kidding." Instant messaging shortened it to "JK." Two syllables is still much too long, so it has become "jakes." Sort of the new "not!" Say it when you're, well, "just kidding."

I hate you so much. Jakes, jakes.

by melodious December 21, 2006

The Jake

Mythological The one real egg head at Brigham Young University. Characterized by lack of bathing, putrid foot odor, crazy hair, and mod Clothes.

That guy has feet like the jake.

by idedontknow October 25, 2004

Jake

The “god” at everything. The best at sex and the og fortnite pro,also does a lot of stupid shit 24/7

I wanna be jake.

by Jake.69 November 26, 2018

Jake

A jake is usually a bit of a nonce, likes to shit on any surface and likes to talk about sex

That dude wouldn't stop talking about kids
Yeah he's a jake

by Creampie mpie nonce January 20, 2019

Jake

Jake is the cutest, sweetest, most adorable guy you’ll ever meet. It would be extremely hard not to have a crush on him. If you’re friends, he will always be there for you. He always sticks up for people, and doesn’t even let his friends be rude about someone. He is super laid back, but also outgoing, funny, and smart. His smile is extremely adorable and his laugh is contagious. It’s hard to be sad around Jake.

Person 1: Hey see that guy over there? He’s extremely cute, don’t you think?
Person 2: Yeah he is, his name is probably Jake.

by hugallurfriends April 14, 2019