table jail

The extended period during a wedding (or similar event) when guests are stuck seated at their assigned tables for way too long—usually due to drawn-out speeches, slow dinner service, slideshows, or excessive formalities. Typically includes boredom, mild social anxiety, and several unnecessary drinks.

“We didn’t even get up until 9:30. Total table jail.”
“The speeches were sweet, but I was in table jail with a lukewarm chicken breast and a stranger named Noah.”

by tmarienem May 19, 2025

the jail

In Scotland you will hear neds referring to prison as 'the jail'. It should be noted that it is 'the jail' and not 'jail'.

Wee Tony got the jail on Friday night

by urbanwestie March 16, 2011

jail

A term commonly used in the game Lost Ark when you are stuck in a gate and cannot clear.

Jake: Bro this sorc is such a fucking inter
John: I know right I hope we don't get jailed
Jake: Yeah that would fucking suck

3 hours later

Jake: YO IM OUT MAN THIS IS SO FUCKING JAILED
Sorc: Yo chill out you fucker its clearable we are so close
Jake: BRO you are 50 roster 0set in a vykas g2 its so JOEVER you fucker scamming your way in here you suko

by johnson smith williams November 13, 2023

Jail Broccoli

A vegetable that is used as a term for people who are about to go to prison.

Enjoy your jail broccoli you pedo

by Aescp September 16, 2020

jail break

Jail breaking consists of tying your penis and testicles to a chair and throwing the chair through the window

Dad: Jim, Why are all the windows smashed?
Jim: Dad I was just jail breaking to impress Shauna!

by FacadeJG May 22, 2019

Disney Jail

When a child gets their head stuck in between a fence, usually from excitement or stupidity, (or both) and preferably at a Disney park

Person 1: Did you see all those paramedics rushing through Tomorrowland? I wonder what happened.
Person 2: Sounds like some idiot kid got stuck in Disney Jail

by x9grppngdeath November 22, 2023

retard jail

A locked psychiatric unit or facility that people with a mental illness and/or mental disability are incarcerated for wrong doing.

That idiot was touching children again so they through him into retard jail.

by 6sharpie9 March 16, 2016