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Children Jail Job

When a girl with braces gives you a blow job/ hand job and you cum in her braces, therefor trapping your swimmers, and children in a jail-like structure.
Hey bro, see Molly over there? Last night she gave me a massive Children Jail Job, it was so hot.
by W E E N S U C C September 15, 2019
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Jail

Jail is just a room
"Age is just a number"
"yeah,and JAIL is just a room
by defwvWE4V May 16, 2022
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Pixel Jailed

The state of being duped via art into joining a virtual harem.
I was innocently browsing Deviantart, and next thing you know I'd been pixel jailed!
by sylvivresavie December 7, 2020
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Jail Broccoli

A vegetable that is used as a term for people who are about to go to prison.
Enjoy your jail broccoli you pedo
by Aescp September 16, 2020
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Jacket Jail Fries

by kahoot.com January 18, 2024
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E-jail

When the basic things to run your life all involve labyrinthine processes to get simple answers (forget about specialized, non-pre-recorded ones).

Example is having a utility bill emailed to you, then having trouble logging into their site to view it -- only to be sent to another series of screens to register, since it's your first time there ; or, to change passwords when you realize you don't recall the one you used two years ago when you first logged in (never having returned, since you chose to get paper bills for awhile after the Web service launched, but now the company has made it hard to do anything outside of online).

Oh, and generally, the experience of dealing with any service run by a large, government or corporate enterprise (cf. voicejail)
I couldn't call back because I was stuck in e-Jail trying to renew my license!
by BlackCrane May 1, 2019
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jail house coffee

Jail house coffee is when you add about half the normal amount of coffee grounds that have already made a pot. It’s a way a cheap start up tries to save a buck on the company coffee that management meagerly buys.
Starbucks tastes like jail house coffee once you get your own espresso machine.
by Beech Bum. June 14, 2018
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