ball hand

the hand that usually ends up cradling your balls at night while sleeping.

My wife did not appreciate when I carressed her face in the morning with my ball hand.

by morranga July 13, 2011

Hand-pasta

Unsauced pasta, eaten for convenience with the hands, either before or after a drinking session.

Dmitri: Is there any hand-pasta left, I'm starving.
Tony: Yeah, it's over there in the strainer.

by Percy Flage February 3, 2013

mannequin hands

Act of stimulating female body with the hand of a mannequin

Bro! She was so nasty I went mannequin hands on her

by SampsonSimpsonFirst May 20, 2014

Pecker hand

Unwashed hands after holding your pecker while taking a piss. 98% of men currently walking around have this defect.

Doug left the men's room to return to his dinner date with pecker hand.

by Goldermann February 5, 2017

Bummy Hands

The smell on your hands after you’ve picked your Bum.

“Ew get your bummy hands away for me”

by StokesyH July 13, 2020

Hand Children

Any sperm ejaculated with own hand

I got rid of some Hand Children last night.

I got some Hand Children on my pants.

by Nibiru33 March 3, 2010

Hand romance

The act of masterbation

Alone with once's right hand for company, add a dimmer switch for some ambiance and its time for some hand romance.

by LeBeast November 11, 2009