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Taking a bath

When taking a bath, you are literally soaking yourself into your own filth.

When applied in a more metaphorical sense, it means to embrace the dirty and imperfect side of you (that is stigmatized by society).
Arthur Fleck: Ah fuck it, I'm taking a bath!
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian February 16, 2020
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Taco bath

When one eats an unhealthy amount of taco's, takes a bath and then shit's the tub.
I had to shower off the other day after my taco bath
by jpb103 September 6, 2012
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hat bath

Waking up in the morning without time to take a shower and get ready for the day, so you put on a hat to cover your unkempt hair.
I was running late so I pulled on some jeans and took a hat bath.
by kruser1721 January 13, 2010
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Jizzum bath

After sex the woman holds the jizz in. Then once in the bath releases the jzz into her bath thus bathing in jizz= jizzum bath , soft skin 👌🏼
Why you soft you babe , i had a “jizzum bath
by Wanielle July 21, 2018
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Chaz Bath

to masturbate in a closed bathroom using butter (preferably margarine) as lube
I am going to have to Chaz Bath after watching Paula Dean use all that butter.
by keekookee May 24, 2016
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Spoon Bath

Naked while snuggling your meat hammer up against your gay male partners hairy ass in a 4 1/2 foot porcelain bath tub while giving a reach around.
Dude you aren’t gonna believe this! Last night at the party I walked into the bathroom and I saw Kenny giving Ben a Spoon Bath!
by Millrat23 July 20, 2019
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sits bath

When two women, usually lesbians, sit on top of each other over the toilet and simultaneously urinate.
I can hear my lesbian neighbors fighting over the bathroom every morning; I wonder why they don't take a sits bath?
by Lifty Lady March 13, 2019
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